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Lee, 44
United States, Kansas, Garnett

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About Me

Update!!!! Because everyone loves little clever updates. I watched "Going the Distance" I REALLY want a relationship like the beginning of the movie. That ultra comfortable, realistic, loving, supportive, thing that just happens. I love the look he gives in the movie when she is going back to San Fran. I want that pain in my heart and in my stomach that only "she" can give me. Please be that she.Now, back to my sarcastic self!! Ok, ok. I will put at least some effort into writing this thing, even though every profile I have read so far is so similar to one another, I don't know how I am going to make myself dramatically stand out. I really like to have fun and it can come in a million different ways. Could be the beach, a boat, a party, mom dropping by unexpectedly, who knows. I am an avid golfer and do a little intstructing on the side basically with beginners and high handicappers. I try to play two to three times a week and love the opportunity meet new people through golf. My friends, I guess I would have to say are the most important thing to me (actually it's my short game) (golf reference only, I swear), but I would really like to find that special woman so I can put my friends on the back burner!! Sorry I guess that's mean! I love my dog very much but she is a bed hog so I may stuff her soon. I enjoy eating everything, that is the main reason I also work out as often as I can. I did the tough mudder in December ***, which was a blast. Who doesn't enjoy a short little 12 miler covered in mud and obstacles! I hope whoever (whomever?, damn I can never nail those!) decides to hang out with me tries to take care of themselves as well. How else are we going to grow old together?I am the biggest profile thief ever! If I read something I agree with, it goes straight in here. I love positivity and despise negative whiners. Life is either too short or too long to sit around and complain all day! Let's have fun no matter what we are doing or about to do! I really have to stop typing otherwise my poor grammar will take over and I will look like a giant clown. Besides, most people are probably done reading by now anyway. That is, if the pictures didn't scare you away! Good luck everyone, I hope you, as well as I, find just what you are looking for!A little post script: I keep getting yelled at for having ladies in some of my pictures. They are just friends and most are in a group setting. I just don't have that many pictures of myself because I am the least photogenic person ever! Ever! I also think a person with multiple friends, both male and female, are more well-rounded. That being said, I don't think it would be cool if someone looking to meet others posted a picture of them making out or something!Have an incredible day! Let's get silly drunk and see who gets arrested first! I promise to bail you out if you go down! If you don't realize this is a joke, we probably won't get each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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