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Wilmot, 42
United States, Kansas, El Dorado

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About Me

I'd rather be hanging upside down, shaving my head with a cheese grater while chewing on aluminum foil!!I don't expect anything. But, want what most of us do. So, this is a start. I am up for anything that is a good time....sitting at home or going out. I have a filterless, sarcastic sense of humor. Love seeing smiles and hearing laughter. Im easy going just looking for what life has to throw at me. I am looking for something serious......but, first we have to meet, no? I would go on and on. But, the fact is, right now it's all visual. So, if you like what you see, send me a message. You never know until you talk to someone, right? Here I am!!! I do have a story to tell, just like you.P.S. Unlike most on these sites, I WILL return ***! I find it rude, to say the least, to not even just say, "thanks, but no thanks," if someone puts forth the effort to contact me!! People suck! If you have the time to check your profile, you have the time to say eff off! If that is how you feel. At least pretend you're a human being, and not an assclown! Thanks for "stooping" to my level of common courtsey. Don't make me send you shirtless bathroom pics!!! WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. Good conversation and lots of laughter. Acting out whatever pops in my head....and drinks.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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