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Elton, 42

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About Me

I have no real expectations but curiosity has gotten the better of me so here I am and here goes. ME: Single male in underpaid job seeks hostile woman for hustling, shouting matches, and mutual psychological torture. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics. I'm 42 , but look 62 and feel 82. I'd like to find interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted at a later date inside a court-room. You want thrills? Well, I'm no James Bond ladies. YOU : You are a man-hating , bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations . Over time you will project all your daddy issues on me , and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every single unmet need you've ever had. You feel that men should put up with your sh*t , because you are a woman. You get bonus points if you have just finished humping every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that would ruin my life *** prefer a long term, spirit crushing descent into alcohol and pills. Something casual and close to an EXIT.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51

    Hi.im trying this site one last time.I was on here before and had no luck.im a 42 yo looking for a woman whose serious about a relationship.. not into games drama or bs so if tha. Your thing move on.ive got no kids.i. got my own car and place and im not here looking for a mommy.I love to cook.im a very clean person and I dont care for slobs.im also very blunt so if I dont like something ill speak my mind.its just me..im not a fake and never will be so keep it real.I will not stand for cheaters.I was cheated on after 20 years of marraige so dont even try going there.if your still reading this then message me and we'll go from there. Coffee, hot chocolate, something simple.

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