SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ArneOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
First off, thanks for stopping by. If you have a really short attention span, skip to the bottom for the concise summary, otherwise continue reading. I'm a fairly conventional sort of guy, inasmuch as it comes to most things, you can interpret this as I get up and go to work everyday, shop for groceries, clean up my own messes, launder my clothes, change the oil in my truck. I have the usual visitation rights that most divorced guys have, ie my kids every other weekend, I love my children very much, I spend as much quality time with them as I am able. I don't really watch a lot of television, I prefer something that engages my mind and/or imagination, and if lacking either of those qualities, doesn't have commercial interruptions at least. I really love music, I would like to think I have a fairly broad scope of tastes, I don't care much for what they call country music from the past decade or two, and I'm not much for hip-hop, other than that bring it on. In addition, I love the run on sentence, which you probably have noticed by now as well. I enjoy reading, I also like to write (mostly for my own amusement). My sense of humor is fairly dry, most of the time when you see me I have a smile or smirk on my face, as I find humor in most (if not all) things. I consider my self a realist (with perhaps a bit of optimist tossed in for good measure (I mean hey, I'm posting a profile here, right? I enjoy relaxing at my house more than going out, I like to cook, I enjoy having friends over. I don't follow sports very closely any more, although I've enjoy watching the Rangers especially as the post season approaches. I love trivia games (I've got a good memory (which may translate into not forgetting your birthday, or if I do the ability to tell you what obscure event occurred on that date in history), and board games in general. I'm looking for a woman who is fairly low key (but in all honesty, who describes themselves as edgy and tightly wound?) I like a lady with some curves (if you've looked at my pics you see I'm on the larger side of life), I like longer hair on a woman (but hey with my hairline who am i to judge). If you have kids that's cool, so do I, I'm not really looking to have any more (but who knows how it will all pan out). I like someone who doesn't take herself too seriously, likes to laugh, has an interest in things outside of celebrity gossip and American Idol. So if you're still reading, Great! (unless you're looking for the concise summary, in which case, next paragraph) feel free to send a message, I'd enjoy chatting with (or goodness even having a conversation) you. Otherwise, best of luck to you, and thanks for powering through all of this.tl,dr: Nice guy looking for a nice girl for friends first As for first meeting, something along the lines of coffee or drinks to see if there is any chemistry, and take things as they come from that point.
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CoyOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
"Adventure...Excitement...hmmmph...a Jedi craves not these things."Ok, so that was the headline I was going for. I mean, let's be real here. Socrates and Descartes are great, but they'd be cut to ribbons in a Light-Saber duel. But enough about my geekdom, let me do the whole "why am I here and what am I looking for" thing.1.) Why Am I here? Eh, it is kind of a personals/dating site, so that one is easily solved. I will admit, I haven't exactly had the best luck picking them. In fact, I'm just thiiiis close to joining a Monastery at this point. Seriously, I actually Googled it before doing this and let me tell you, some of those places look like pretty hip and happenin' party palaces.(I mean, hey, it works with rival Satellite TV companies.) 2.) What am I looking for?Ok, after reading the above, surely you know that you must possess a bit of a sense of humor. Just be honest, a good person in general, and don't worship Satan or commit felonies on a daily basis.(Yes, weekly is fine. Moderation is key.) To be honest, it would probably be easier for me to point out what I am NOT looking for, so here goes (WARNING - Sarcasm Ahead - Proceed with caution.)1.) No alcoholics, please. (Ever skipped a funeral to "get your drink on?"...yeah, this means you.)clarification: Ok, in fairness to the AA club, obviously it would kind of depend on whose funeral. High basketball games (j.v. And the cool thing about old Zeke is, he'd be cool with that. But if Granny leaves us, and you feel the same urge? Well, either there's something wrong with you, or those are some kick-ass Mozzarella sticks.2.)No Bible thumpers, please. I know, you think this flies in the face of my earlier "don't worship Satan" bit. Not at all. I don't mean to say, or imply, that you being religious is a bad thing. Just don't be an extremist or anything.(Suicide bombers need not apply. Don't get me wrong, a chick that's down for a cause is hot, but what if that first date was really great and I wanted a 2nd one? That would be an awkward conversation, wouldn't it?Me: "So, I had the best time with you tonight. Would you like to do it again sometime? How about next Friday?"Her: "Ummm, I kind of have this thing I have to do next Friday..."...;the occult". Well. Ok, maybe Voldemm..uhh you know who I mean (*phew* that was a close one.)3.) No Liars please. (Got yourself a significant other? Good, I'm happy for you. Stick with them. I'd really like to be with you in Starbucks and not have to worry about finding a ***pound linebacker looking dude staring me in the face while growling out the phrase "Whatareyoudoinwithher,huh?" while nervously clutching my Hot Chocolate...you know, not because I'm scared or anything. It's just that, well, have you seen the prices in that place? I don't want to risk a spill here.)I'm not really sure why I haven't found my true love yet. It could be that I'm just a tad different than most ladies cup o' tea. For example, I'm not stunningly gorgeous, but then I make up for it by having an excellent knack for picking out just the right greeting cards. I'm not a rich man (*sings* but..If I were a rich man..." Ok, so I've watched a musical or 2 or 3 in my time. Tevye knew what he was talking about. (Seriously, I'm scary good at it. Let me put it this way....Well, I may be the only hope for mankind, people. So just keep in mind that you, yes YOU..could potentially be dating the savior of the planet Earth. I'm just sayin...Any other questions? (Honestly, I'd write more, but it seems I've run out of room here. Thanks, Plenty O' Fish!
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AlpineOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I'm just moved back to jax , I've been gone for about eight years now an I've finally made it back ! I won't waste your or my time I'm very upfront an honest loyal also ?