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About Me

OK...so...I need to try to write something here without sounding desperate. Here goes..."Hello, I am single and desperate. Please marry me...ANYBODY...PERSON...ANIMAL...I DON'T CARE!!!"...GRRRRRRRR! No, that doesn't work, so I'll just tell you a few random things about myself:- I am slightly crazy, but in a purely good way. I wouldn't kill you, unless you steal my food.- I lived in South America for 3 years and have an obsession for llamas.***I speak great spanish but with a Russian accent. - I fancy myself as a bit of a Lionel Messi (I don't fancy him), well, in my dreams anyway.- I am petrified of ****roaches. I just realised that it won't let me write ****roaches. Why?!?!?! C O C K ROACHES!!! Yeeesssssss!!!- I am also petrified of Paraguayan men who dress like girls.- I am a cooking genius. Well, I have to be, because I am forever hungry. - I learnt how to make a life changing cheesecake from my Japanese friend in Ecuador.- I am practically bald...on my head.- I'm an old fashioned romantic.- Last and by no means least: I love my Mum more than life itself.Anyway, that's enough for now. I need to remain a little bit mysterious. Actually, I just really need to go the toilet. So, if you wanna know more, you only have to ask... ;) A nice chilled out place where we can have a good chat, loads of laughs and get to know each other. It must serve food too, and generous portions of it!!! :p

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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