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Lauretta, 39

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About Me

I guess I am not typical of a woman my age.....I am not looking for the white picket fence...I want someone who is willing to invest as much as I am in a mutually satisfying pairbond...not looking for a signer on a mortgage...not to say that I don't want commitment...but actual dedication to spending time with me is what counts...I'm not really out going...unless I am exiting a building. I usually have a book nearby, and I am not afraid to read it. I like all kinds of music from Joan Baez to Gin Blossoms to Slipknot to Harry Connick, Jr to Tchaikovsky to the Foo Fighters. I am a published poet, short fiction writer and photographer. I like to paint and to make objets d'art from found items. I enjoy road trips and cooking and urban hiking. I like picnics and poetry and cemeteries....I will often combine the three. I like coffee and old bookstores...nothing smells better than an old book... I watch superhero movies and cartoons and porn...sometimes I watch pornographic superhero cartoons. I can be a sophisticated redneck. I live for wit and sarcasm and a dry sense of humor. I love a great writing *** learning about serial killers.I am looking for a companion and partner in crime. Someone to laugh with, go for walks, try new restaurants with...someone who is cool to hang out in jammie pants all day playing X-men vs Street Fighter and eating cereal, but still be willing to go to an art show if the occasion were to arise. Artistic is a plus, but an appreciation of art is a must...great sense of humor and ability to make fun of themselves as well as others because my acidic life observations have no limits...must be confident and secure and be able to hold a conversation with me without busting out a dictionary. Message me if you have the right combination of sensuality, intellect and goofiness... Coffee...always coffee...I want a chance to see if the date is worth the commitment of a hamburger...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Kam

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Hello, First I want to say that I am looking for friendships at first, if something clicks then we'll see where it goes. I am a 34 year old female who has her own house and a good job. I do not have children but I do have 2 dogs that are very important to me. Im an honest woman looking for an honest man. I'm not in to one night stands, threesomes, or men who are "seperated"! Also, you have to be attracted to the individual. If there's no attraction then you don't have everything. Honesty, hard working, fun-likes to do things but not go out every weekend, loves family and likes spending time with me and my family and friends are some things that I am looking for.I am truthful, honest, respect myself and value the people and things in my life. I've worked hard for what I have and would like to find someone who has done the same. I do like to go to the movies, go out to eat, travel and I like to hang out with my friends. If after all this I seem like you'd like to get to know me, then message me. Otherwise, please move on. I am fine being single, I don't need to be with someone but I want to be with someone (the right one). So if I don't message you back, please don't get offended. I know what I want and don't want. Hopefully we've talked some already so I'd say something simple like coffee or a drink.P.s. Guys the reason you're running into a lot of women on here not wanting to meet and prefer talking, probably has to do with the fact that they are looking for a certain type. If we met all the guys on here that we have 1 or 2 conversations with then we'd be dating a lot of you. Would you want a women after you knew she went out with everyone on here? Think about it. It's not personal!

  • Tarsha

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    As we get older its harder to meet someone. I find most ppl I meet are so set in there ways that they are comfortable and not wanting anything serious. I have 2 kids that are older. Im easy going and not scared to speak my mind. If there is something you want to know just ask.....pls dont msg me if you are over 40. And if you dont have a picture I wont reply. If im not interested or receive inappropriate msgs I will not reply either. Also dont msg me if you dont know what you are looking for. If you are looking for just a FWB search profiles where woman are looking for that....cause Im not the one !

  • Vonnie

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Ok lets clear up a few things....I have a good job, newer car, my own place and take care of my children and myself.I would hope you do the same. Not here for a free dinner,I can cover that myself! Phew! Had to get that off my chest!!! Lol! Not looking to waste any one's time nor do I wish to rush into anything! What happened to good old dating?? We are all work in progress! Not looking for Mr. Perfect just perfect for me!Few things about me.... I am said to be outgoing, fun loving, kid at heart, honest, tell it like it is kind of girl! I believe one of the biggest things I am attracted to is RESPECT! That covers a lot of important qualities!!!A few other things I am attracted to in a man:-Taller then me, you wouldn't think this is a hard thing to find! Lol!-Some one who enjoys to laugh! I usually laugh the hardest at myself!-Gotee and a ball cap! Not saying you have to wear these,but find it attractive most of the time!Things I am not attracted to:-Not to sound harsh,but not attracted to a man I can't reach my arms around when hugging. I am talking excessively large sized! -Men with hair longer then mine or facial hair along the line of ZZTop!-Some one who can't hold a conversation without making it all sexual!! Not a prude but really guys get a grip!Looking for some one for friends, to go do things with, great conversation and go from there! Worse case scenario we end up friends! ;-)Been on here before and almost dread that I find myself back! I know this can work have seen it happen!I love to laugh and go do a large variety of things. So who is going to join me??? Let's cover what I DO NOT want in a first date..... Meeting your kids/family( nor you meeting mine, that's way down the line), going to your reunion, hanging out at your house, having to pick you up because you have no wheels, going some where noisy where we can not enjoy any conversation without all those around us hearing it, and last but not least....sex! Sure I could go on but think you get the point! LOL!

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