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Averie, 31

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About Me

I like...•To party•Extreme cuddling•Break-dance dancing•Hockey fights•Smiling•Clock radios or radio clocks•Hallmark channel•Monster truck rallies••Social niceties•Water ballon wars•Reading in list/bullet-point format•Tight pants•Robot technology•The Phillies Fanatic•Baby farts•America...eff yeah!!!•Chicken Samwiches•Fabulous sh!tI can...••Not play video games for hours on end.•Roll my eyes pretty hardI have...•irrational fears...like drowning at the aquarium from the glass breaking and being eaten by a shark or being attacked by a pack of rabid wiener dogs or the world being taken over by robots or zombies (they're interchangeable).•Been living out my childhood fantasy of being a single mom.•?!•A short fuse with adults who are *** am...•A Scorpio•A laid back mutha humper•A baton twirler•A mamacita with dos bambinos•As loyal as a golden retriever•31 and fairly good at it most daysSave your time and don't bother contacting me if you...••Shave your entire body•Wear makeup•Drive a convertible•Hit woman and/or have no control of your anger•Play games, video or emotional•Behave in a manner similar to that of a teenager•Think that you are God's gift to woman•Worry about your appearance or what others think about you•Have a mental illness•Ever cheated on your spouse/girlfriend•Are a no good, stinking, liar•Verbally abusive•Are a walking contradiction•Can't handle a woman that probably has bigger balls than youWhat really puts the gas in my tank are as follows:•ability to grow a mighty fine beard •an impressive amount of tattoos•play and/or like hockey•actual man (Kid-at-hearts excluded, but man-children, fan-boys, and dudes with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old, need not apply)•a warm heart and an old soul•child and pet friendly Maybe we could find a stoop in the city and kick back with some 40's and our Jesus chains singing Biz Markie songs.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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