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Pearlene, 28

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About Me

A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Aja

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Cute 5' 2 : I'm an Aries outgoing, and on fire. On occasion you can find me making****ails and tossing bottles behind a bar, if you're lucky that is. 80% of the time I am a Self Employed business owner that thrives under pressure.Works hard and likes to party harder. Im a straight shooter, very independent but would like to meet someone that i can share my life with as a friend as well as a lover. Boys need not apply.You need to have a job, be able to wine and dine with me, have an opinion, be intellectual, open doors for me and help me off a ladder. Is passionate, romantic and has to be sexually charged.

  • Karaugh

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I am an easy going girl who lives a busy life working full time and going back to school on the weekend. I don't get a lot of time to go out and meet new people anymore so maybe this will bring me some luck! I am very family oriented, I love art: books, painting, crafts, music, theatre...etc and wish I could take more time out and appreciate it even more. I tend to be outspoken, sometimes a little too much, but I believe in being yourself and not conforming to what other people think you should say or do. What I'm looking for: I'm looking for someone who is independent, family oriented, likes to go out but also would be just as willing to stay in. Someone who understands that arguments/disagreements are a given in a realationship but how you handle them is what is improtant. I never want to go to bed angry and I think yelling is a waste of time. I love to laugh and don't go a day without it, so if you have a sense of humor along with everything else, we may just be meant for each other. Hmmm....I think a first day is all about getting to know each other, see if there is chemistry, but in a comfotable setting. So maybe some coffee or a drink at a local bar. :)

  • Vernell

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I’m a total Country girl! I feel most at home and at peace out on a field somewhere with nothing commercialized in sight! I have a good mix of friends, so am able to adapt and enjoy most anything. God, Family, and Friends are the most important things in my life. My Faith in God is my number one priority and every day I look to improve that relationship. I quite often fall short and am beyond thankful for Grace! I would do anything and give anything for my family and friends. I’ve had some difficult losses the last few years and it emphasizes even more how important the people I love are to me. Most my friends are more like family and I enjoy every second I get with them. I love the summer time and try to spend as much of it as possible outside enjoying God’s beautiful creation! I enjoy getting dirty, hiking, fishing, camping, BBQs, Bonfires, shooting, races, car shows, visiting breweries and distilleries, rodeos, and would love to find someone to take me hunting. I'm always up to try new adventures.I am currently a Lead Ophthalmology Technician for a large group of eye physicians. Feel free to ask for more details. My passion is criminal justice, so would like to move back towards a career in that field. Though I would like to find a significant other and settle down, I am currently enjoying my single life. I have found an amazing group of Godly women who have helped me grow and are just a joy to be around. We are constantly having a blast enjoying life while trying new things and adventures.My favorite music would be a wide variety of Christian artists and Country music. It’s really true that life is like a country song, I swear they wrote songs about my life. I enjoy most all music and love live music.-0.My cousin recently bought me Season 1 and 2 of Duck Dynasty for my birthday and I fell in love with it. Having fun trying to get caught up at least with those two seasons.My favorite movies are comedies and action.On a typical Friday night, I am either in relaxing for an early evening or out for happy hour with my girlfriends and maybe catching a comedy show or live band. Or even at a sporting event like football, baseball, or hockey. Up for most anything, surprise me.

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