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Pearlene, 28

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About Me

A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kimi

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I enjoy many different things and have tons of different hobbies. I can't be classified in one specific group. I really am quite a nerd deep down and I love it! When it comes to certain things and topics, the geek in me tends to show and I honestly love when it comes out. It just goes to show how passionate I am about some topics. As far as what I like to do in my down time, it can vary. I do anything from spending as much time doing activities outside to just curling up and reading a great book. I love going out and meeting new people and trying new things and adventures, but there are also times where just cuddling up and watching a movie together is perfect. I am pretty focused in my career and building my future in it, but I do not let it take over my personal life. I know when to take a step back from my career and let loose. I'm very independent and want to be able to have a great future in my career and would love to have someone at my side that I can share my joy and success with and someone who can support my desires and goals that I have for all of this. I love all kinds of different things when it comes to what I enjoy doing for fun, what I do on my down time and the other aspects in my life such as books, movies, and music. If you would like to know more, get to know me and invest in me as a person and lets see what happens. Surprise me :)

  • Shelby

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Moved to WA about 2 years ago and love it. Would love to make a few good friends to help me explore the state. I'm very friendly with a feisty side. I try to keep in mind that everyone has a story and may be fighting a bigger battle. I have empathy in almost any situation and try to be compassionate whenever possible. I'm honest, will answer just about anything. I'm shameless and not a lot makes me nervous or uncomfortable. I go with the flow. I value humor and someone who can find something funny about everything. If you can make me laugh, I'll be putty in your hands. Although I don't care to be in a gym, I enjoy running, walking, hiking, biking...anything outdoors. I like to be at the gun range & love to shoot my bow. That said, I also like to shop, have my nails done & be pampered. I'm an educated girl looking to have a good conversation. Be witty, funny, and adventurous in order to keep my attention! Don't be scared, just say hi! :)Please don't over exaggerate your height and/or body type. Post pictures that are recent & if I *** message, kindly take it as a "Thanks, but no thanks." If your jeans are tighter than mine and you think a wife beater is acceptable attire in public, please move on. If having a conversation with you is like pulling teeth, don't bother. Be a gentleman, take control, and make it a surprise!

  • Marcene

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    First and foremost I am a mother of an amazing four year old boy. He is my world and we are always out doing something fun and active. I love working out and try to set a good example for my son. I am a huge fan of music. I am not a musician but love going to concerts and checking out new bands in all genres. I am really the kind of person that can go out and try something new or hang out at home and relax with a home cooked meal and a movie. I love meeting new people and making new friends. An awesome first date to me isnt really so much what we're doing ...but what we're saying. Id like something casual with good conversation, laughs and lots of flirting(: Getting to know someone new is always interesting. I try to be as positive as I can and enjoy every moment.

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