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About Me

It says I should add more to get more messages.If you don't have a weird/unique/dry/sarcastic sense of humor, you're not going to get me. I can be found making uncomfortable, off the wall, colorful comments that are never appropriate. And I have perfected that "really guy?" look. No peanut allergies, please. I like to club baby seals. Hobbies: see aboveGoals: MillionaireUnique: self explanatory. We'll discuss that if you make it that far.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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