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Portdale19Offline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-44
Hi! My name is Portdale19. I am divorced agnostic caucasian man with kids from Robinson, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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FinnbarOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Hello ladies, Im a Pisces, I like long walks in the park and holding hands. I love to cook and have been trained in the classical European tradition. I am a master of the grill,range, and microwave. I love all outdoors activities; swimming, boating, hiking, camping, and fishing. Im laid back and easy going. I have two children and I love to spend time with family and friends. I am the life of the party. I love to go on regional mini vacations or far flung destinations. I love my car and I love to drive. I can drive 15 hours straight, no problem. I have a cabin in the woods by the river where I like to spend my nature time. I am fascinated by abandoned buildings, which I occasionally tresspass in and explore. I read often and love to browse the internet. I like beer and I am a restaurant critic. I am not easily impressed or offended. I am a libertarian and a godless heathen. I have a bachelors degree in History and education, but I work in the glamourous world of corporate travel. I have tattoos and I go commando. I have hard limits but I also have an open mind and like to try new things. At some point I would like to get a masters degree. I might want to retire to a farm and enjoy a quiet peaceful life of porch swings and iced tea. I also think it would be cool to work as a carnie for a summer. I like to BS about economics, the weather, politics,religion, and other topics. I like Trivia. I do not believe that professional wrestling is real. I like to garden and walk my dog. I love to hand select things that I purchase, so shopping with me is extra fun! I have a near photographic memory. I was a bartender for 15 years and I can sing the sheeeeit out of some karaoke. I am one in a million, I am freakin hillarious, and love a party as much as I love a nap. You might find me fishing by the lake, or browsing a cat show or rock and mineral show. I am enigmatic and have varied interests and experiences. I like bands you have never heard of, and thats ok because I will turn you on to the good stuff. If you like Nickleback, Creed, Five Finger Deathpunch, Buckcherry or any other American radio rock you need to come talk to me so i can show you the light of great bands and artists like The Black Keys, Dax Riggs, Acid Bath, Neutral Milk Hotel, Townes Van Zandt, Kyuss, Queens of the Stoneage, Clutch, CoC,The Desert Sessions, or the Truckfighters. Dont let the big hands scare you off ladies. Im big, but gentle like kittens. Im not gonna lie and say that I like to work out or working out is a hobby, because working out sucks. I try to get to the gym when I can but I would much rather do ***z. curls and the See-Food Diet. I can touch my toes, bench press my weight, and do my age in sit ups and push ups. I know Im not perfect but if you're morbidly obese, bi-polar, stink, or dont know the difference between "Their", "There", and "They're" keep movin, cuz I aint the one. But if you're fun, down to earth, love to laugh and mellow, check me out, I just might blow your mind. It would be awesome! Ill take you to some of my favorite haunts and win you over with my charm and wit. Ill take you to some place you've never been before and we can talk. After an hour you will feel so comfortable with me, it will be like we've known each other for years.
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PatsyOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I find lots of things to be either really funny, or really stupid - sometimes both...I make no bones about pointing it out - whatever it may be, to whomever it may concern. I've never been shy to say what's on my mind (which does and can get me into a bit of trouble sometimes ;) That being said...I'm one of the most honest individuals you will ever come across. If you're passionate about music and love to discuss about favorite bands, if you enjoy the nightlife and having drinks with friends (whether it's my friends, your friends, or with people we just met.)...you and I should probably hang out.Most importantly... if you, somehow, find yourself laughing at my strange (and sometimes, offensive) sense of humor...congratulations - you have won me.If you ever find yourself in a game of "music trivia" or "Rock n' Roll Jeopardy" ...you're gonna probably want me on your team. I'm a total geek when it comes to trivial knowledge that, in most other cases, means absolutely nothing to people in the world. =) For example: I can't tell you anything about; quantum physics, elements in the periodic table, or even anything dealing with remedial trigonometry. But, if you ask me "which member of the band, KISS, was an elementary school teacher?" Or, "what band was the very 1st to have their video played on MTV?" Or, "who was the infamous producer of Nirvana's 'Nevermind' album and what band did he play drums for?" ... ;) Go ahead...try me.Now...I'm guessing *** reading this all the way through...you went straight for my photos first, right? Well, if you happened to notice, Yes...I am a musician. I currently am the drummer for an up & coming Irish/Celtic/Rock band based out of St. I've been a drummer for over 20 years... For me, playing music & performing onstage rivals: a caffeine buzz, the "high" from any drug & the most intense series of orgasms all rolled into one! ;) Unless you've been onstage in front of a roaring audience...you probably won't really understand what I mean. The point I'm getting at though is, I am VERY passionate about being a musician & the lifestyle that goes along with it. (and no...I'm not talking about the whole "snorting coke off of hookers asses in the backstage green room" bit. ;) I've enjoyed having the opportunity to go out on tour in the recent past & making very nice substantial income while doing it. For as fickle as the Music Business can be...I have experienced first hand that it IS obtainable to earn a living doing it - it is my goal to be doing that on a full-time basis in the very near future. Oh...If you're a musician yourself (or, even just PLAY an *** like you that much more. ...some things about me that might make you go, 'hmmmmmm."- I'd rather watch a movie versus watching television shows. I tend to go for Documentaries, Dark Humor/Satirical, Comedy, even an occasional classic Horror flick from time to time. But, I will still watch an episode of "Seinfeld", "Family Guy", "The Simpsons", or "; if it's ever on.-...but, a good ol' regular coffee is, often times, what I find myself pining for.- I DON'T really like cheese. But, I'll eat it on Pizza - and that's about it. (I know...I've been told that's weird.)- I have an extreme fear of deep, open water. But, I love swimming in it.- I do like my hats & wear them often (whether it's my Irish flat cap, my beanie stocking cap, or my aviator cap) Contrary to popular speculation - I am NOT bald. I will say that I don't have the full, luscious head of hair I had in my 20's. In fact, I'm sporting the ";...if that makes any sense? No, it's not my 1st choice in hairstyles I'd choose to have...But, it's the best I can do these days (I'm just having fun with what I have left!) That being said.....it only comes out on very rare, special occasions. And, no...a 1st date does NOT qualify as a "special occasion".- I am breaking the stereotypes of "Drummer jokes" with each passing day. However, if any RUSH song happens to come on - "Air Drumming" shall commence!!!- I am left-handed when it comes to writing and holding kitchen utensils...but, I do everything else right-handed. I've been told the term to describe that would be 'ambidextrous'. - this whole time, I just thought I was 'talented'- If you were to put Crystal Meth and Heroin on a table in front of me - only to say, "choose"....I will still always choose a Snicker's....if you have found yourself giggling and/or finding any amusement whilst reading any of this - you just might be up to the challenge of going on a date with me. (and maybe even liking it.) I am quite the craft beer connoisseur!(and no...I don't feel that makes me an alcoholic.) Stouts and Porters are my absolute FAVORITES...I do enjoy a good IPA also...I even enjoy throwing down some cheap canned beer every once in a while! I'd love to go on local brewery tours & try out new stuff...It'd be really nice to meet someone who shares a same love for craft beer, so I can have a partner-in-crime to tag along! I'm also a gigantic HOCKEY fan.(playing it, watching it or both.) I'm always down for going to a game; whether it's *** the Xcel, watching a collegiate level game *** Mariucci Arena, or sitting in the bleachers at a High school or Pee-Wee game. I've also always been a fan of karaoke bars & checking out the "talent" ;) ...It doesn't take much to get me to sing a tune or 7. But, ONLY if my date agrees to amaze me with her singing abilities!Honestly though...I'm really low-key. Bottom line is, If I really like you...it doesn't matter where we go or what we do :)