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United States, Illinois, Murphysboro

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SWM in lame job seeks dumpy neurotic for hustling, mutual psychological torture, and future divorce. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. Logical arguments do not affect me, because I'm right no matter what. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and ideas off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you were rated "E" for everyone. I know that decisions shape destiny.-prize winner, but also can fly rocket-ships without a licensed co-pilot present. I know how to recite the number pi up to 21 digits from a sheet of paper. I can wear a bow-tie without looking like a clown and have prepared unbelievable six course dinner menus using only a frying pan and a toaster. think that I need to worry about two and only two things in my life: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already might have. And yet... Whether you are stuck in a routine or looking to add more spice to your life, I will come to your rescue. I think that the best relationships are the ones were you just have a lot of fun together. In that case we might click. I just want to meet up casually to see if there is chemistry between us. Friendship is good, too. I'm fine with either - or neither. I get out a lot as it is. Maybe I'll meet someone special online - maybe you will, too. You should message me if you've made it this far and you found yourself nodding in agreement with what you've read. YOU: You are a whiny, crazy **** with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Walmart. You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite beer was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. No friendships. I don't need any d*mned friends. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Serious replies only, please. **** THE END **** THAT WAS TRULY A JOKE, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED READNG IT. BUT SERIOUSLY...... I would love to find my partner in crime. Someone who is down to earth. I like sweet, affectionate and caring girls. I want my heart to skip a beat at the thought of her. I want to feel butterflies in my tummy when i look into her eyes. You get the idea!! First date. I will think of something good. But the first date only comes after we meet each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Electronic Rock Reading British Turkish Comedy Music Ice Hockey Soccer / Football Watching Sports
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