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Brannon, 39

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About Me

You may not like me because I was experimented on as a child, they tried putting animal parts on me, when I find them i'm gunna kill them with my bear handsThey say you are what you eat!! I don't remember eating a fookin legend The ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesnt do drugs doesn't swear doesn't get angry, doesn't exist You can only be young once but you can always be immatureLove this latest review of POF: The men on this site complain about the women being gold diggers with expectations that are entirely too high. That may be true. However, I can tell you that if you are looking for a bizarre relationship, a completely sexual relationship, no relationship, or if you're looking to date men who think they are God's gift to the world or just plain losers? Join Plenty of Fish!Make sure you go into it expecting NOTHING!The nice so called "normal" college-educated men who have white-collar jobs are on here too ... with secret fetishes and porn star aspirations. Males of EVERY kind are on there. From EVERY background. Who just want one thing. Sex.They can write the prettiest things you'd ever want to hear, including promises that even The Little Mermaid didn't get. But in the end, you'll get sub-par communications skills, 0 personality skills, bad breath, and a machismo stench you can't get off of you for years.Plenty of Fish is Craigslist, but with water. If you're a bottom feeder or looking for one? Hop in the pond! You won't be disappointed!Girls. Please read this. amusements :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kellen

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    This site got recommended to me by a friend so I thought I'd give it a go :) hope to meet some nice people and make new friends, maybe more.If you want to get to know me just drop me a message and I'll answer all your questions honestly. Spontaneous and very fun!

  • Ira

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    So I thought I'd update this profile thingy...So I've been single for over a year after a drawn out divorce & thought I'd put myself out here to get back on the dating scene.I'm an Interior Designer for a living so love to see interiors transform & hopefully see a happy client at the end. I rarely fail. Design is my passion whether its a chair, pair of shoes of complete interior. I am lucky enough to have a beautiful 7 year old daughter who has the best Dad in the world...slightly biased but she's a big part of my life :)I have a funny sense of humour, can take a joke at my own expense & love to laugh....smiling is infectious! I'm honest, sometimes too much, I say what I think & never like to miss an opportunity...life is far to short to waste time. I'm affectionate & kind hearted & love unconditionally with the right person...nothing I wouldn't do. I'm comfortable in my own skin and now who I am. I love to surprise a woman & am romantic in big but also the simple ways. I like a woman to be independent & have drive, nothing wrong with chilling but a positive attitude is important..I'm driven & pushing forward all the time & I like that to be matched. Makes life exciting! I love to talk & good conversation is key, even if we disagree it's healthy I except most points of view & listening properly is an art in itself. Manners are a must...they're free but when used are priceless. Rudeness is abhorrent. Love tattoos on a woman but not essential...just an artistic thing :) I love to socialise & can be put in any situation & come through smiling & usually laughing.There's plenty more to me so if you would like to know more just ask & I'll do my best to answer That's me ;) Doesn't matter as long as your with the right person...drinks, restaurant...beach walk.That feeling that if you're socialising and both are in the room but separate a quick look & a smile says your mine & that you're both comfortable. I like that :)

  • Damon

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

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