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Who am I? I get things done by cutting corners and breaking all the conventions.Oh no, wait. That's the chap from the 'Lethal Weapon' films. Not me. Let's start again...Generally likeable, mostly funny (in the amusing, not odd sense) and fairly charming Northern exile is looking for a lady with looks, charm and a robust personality for dates, adventures and shared experiences. Likes:Food and drink - The more the better.Gym/sports/keeping active - Alas, I love food and drink. Rather a lot. So it's either lots of exercise, or become a lard mountain.Drinking Tea... I'm a originally a Northerner. Tea is a religion up there. Well, it makes more sense than the other religions on offer...Reading - Particularly Military History, general History, Science and Nature. Yes. I know. The word 'geek' is on the tip of your tongue. In my defence I have a degree in Zoology and was briefly an Army Officer. I do read other stuff, too. Particularly humorous stuff. Humour is one of the most important things in life. I love to laugh. I often do at myself in the mirror. Well, if you'd seen me naked, you would too. I would love to say how I adore Baudelaire, and other such highbrow stuff. I've read it and found it funny... But to be honest nothing beats 'You've been Framed' and the pathos of a cat falling off a TV whilst asleep. It speaks so succinctly of the human condition.Socialising - Preferably with alcohol. More of a pub/bar than club type. However, I will dance for Alcohol. For tequila, I might even do a conga.Travel - Though 'Holidays' is probably a better term for me... I prefer 5* luxury to a backpacker's hostel nowadays!Dislikes: Very little, actually. People carriers/4x4's getting in my way whilst driving... Joss Stone... That's about it. I'm fairly easy-going.I work in the aviation industry. It's great. Planes and stuff. What's not to like? Surprisingly, I have been entrusted with a highly responsible job... I know, what are the chances, eh? I do act professionally at times... If only for the well-being of my colleagues.I have a Tortoise. He's the perfect pet, in that he's undemanding, slow, spends half the year asleep and doesn't mind listening to me go on. My dream is that he will eventually grow to the size of a Galapagos Giant Tortoise so I can ride him around the garden like a scaly tractor.What I'm looking for in a woman - Someone who won't beat me. Or will beat me. I haven't decided how I feel about that yet.Well, as you can see, I'm quite a catch. If you like what you read, then please get in touch. I'd mail you, but you're obviously all too busy wading through genitalia pictures and improper suggestions.Incidentally Ladies, please stop asking me for Manhood pictures... It's so demeaning. I'm not a piece of meat. Naked skydiving followed by a triathlon. Afterwards we could catch our dinner and eat it raw, then daub ourselves with the blood and dance round a bonfire. Well, you've got to be different nowadays, haven't you?Alternatively, we could meet and talk in a civilised manner, perhaps over a drink. You know, like normal people do.
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