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Joshawa, 36

Offline, last seen Wed, 22 May 2024 05:58:28

About Me

Since most people don't read these I have decided to entertain myself and whomever decides to actually take the time to read it. I have four kids by six different women, it is complicated there was some moving of eggs from one person to another and some really fast driving on my part. I have an unusual and rare condition that cause me to sweat profusely from my ears. I like to stand in public and offer people coke, if they say yes then I hand them a bottle of Coke (can't claim that one I saw it on the interwebz). While I have all my teeth they are in a glass jar beside my bed. I have eleven toes and they are all webbed, it makes swimming a lot more fun but buying shoes more difficult. I lost all my hair in a drug trial, they have made many advancements in the toupee industry. However they still haven't really made one that works for riding in a convertible, if you have one I'm sorry but if I ride with you the top would have to stay up. Neither of us really wants to see my hair fly away.Obviously none of this is true and maybe you were entertained. If you would like to find out the truth send me a message and maybe you can find out a little bit about the real me. Until then keep your line in the water because there has to be a fish for every worm. It depends on the other persons interests. There is always the norm of coffee or drinks. But there is also dinner and a comedy club. Dave and Busters, what is more fun than an adult Chuck E Cheese? Going to get ice cream, hey it is good even if it is cold outside.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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