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Cebje9KOffline
Man. 73 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-73
Hi! My name is Cebje9K. I am widowed other caucasian man with kids from Greenville, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TylerOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Tyler. I am never married protestant caucasian man without kids from Greenville, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MarioOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
And now a few random facts because its more fun that way :)- No matter how my pictures come off, I am about as nice of a guy as you will meet. ;)- I love to run, hike, bike, swim and ski. - Last year I did over 50 marathons and ultra-marathons (50k, 50 mile,100k, ***mile) races all over the country. (I am an ultra-runner)- Yes my teeth are perfectly straight and white- I love donuts, cookies and ice cream! - I get told i look a lot younger and a lot better in person all the time even though I don't think my pictures are that bad.. Hmm..- I like lazy Sunday mornings.- I love breakfast! Anytime of the day...- I am horrified by pterodactyl porn! (Look it up!)- I love to watch movies especially with caramel popcorn!- I love sitting in front of fireplaces, relaxing and having deep conversation. - I am playful and always try to make the best out of a situation. - I am a massage freak.. I get them often because they help with recovery..- When I was 12, I swam in a jr. olympics competition where my swim shorts fell off the second I dove in the water. I got second place and eventually got my shorts back.-I can roll my tongue but can’t cross my eyes but I wish it were the other way around.-I have the equivalent to 3 undergraduate degrees and a masters in Computer Science and Electrical Engineering, well versed in medicine, religion and somewhat in politics but I am terrible at Trivial Pursuit.-I come from a family of doctors, lawyers, engineers and teachers so dinner table conversations are never dull.-My sister and I were born on the same day three years apart, which I still think is the worst birthday present I ever received.-If you see me with an evil grin on my face, something inappropriate is about to happen... -I have an evil grin on my face most of the time.. Please see previous comment for warnings and disclaimers.-Reading the *** of the day from the cap of a bottle of *** me happy.-I dont eat 1 donut.. I dont eat 2 donuts.. I eat them all.. Get yours while you can.. Im the youngest of 6, it was survival of the fittest in my family.-I firmly believe you "get what you give" in life and in relationships.-;chippers" (little chocolate chip cookies) to sneak in with me.-Everytime I see a dog I say "Soooo.. Mister Doog, we meet again.." for no reason that I can pinpoint. -I love mornings but hate when I cannot share them with someone.-Running is my favorite thing to do ever. -Whenever I drink (rare) I like to blame all actions performed on my alter ego Booze-o the evil clown.-I still have Catholic guilt about a lot of things even though I am not Catholic and havent been since childhood.-When I would go grocery shopping with my mom as a kid I used to get a box of donuts and go eat them in the bathroom at the grocery store while she shopped.-A Christmas present my older brother got when we were kids was the favorite Christmas gift I ever stole for myself.-;)-I have played competitive sports my entire life, everything from Football to Soccer to Swimming to Tennis, etc.. -I do believe that personality can really make someone exponentially more attractive.-I have had to pray on several occassions that my dates personality makes up for the fact they look nothing like their pictures.-You know that I am not very into our date if halfway through it I hand you a bottle of lotion and keep repeating "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." (Movie reference for those who dont know)-I tell my nieces to give me their pieces of cake at desert time because I am their uncle and elder and its "the right thing to do".-I am a morning person big time and like a play buddy the minute i wake up so chances are I will make loud owl noises and then pretend im sleeping until you wake up. If all else fails, its steam-roller time... (Where I roll back and forth over you WHILE making owl noises as penalty for not waking up to just the owl noises)-Sharks dedicate a week to me.-Police often question me only because they find me interesting.-Mosquitos dont bite me out of respect.--My birthday is a national holiday in 23 countries.-Presidents take the day off on my birthday.Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.) We go get 2 dozen donuts, 2 gallons of Starbucks Bold Coffee, get all jacked up and high on sugar and caffeine right before heading down to the zoo with 4 gallon backpack super soakers to do battle with monkeys. They threw monkey sh!t at me 20 years ago and its been on like donkey kong ever since! The monkeys will pay!