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About Me

Just to let you know I use sarcasm and I speak my mind.Wow this is the worst job application I have ever had placed before me. I'm an Aries and a snake on the zodiacs. You figure that one out, and if you do, could you please tell me what it means. #1: No one in their right mind dresses like that guy. #2: If your looking for a guy with long hair, what the hell is wrong with you? Do you really want to fight over the hair dryer and hair products? Not to mention the mirrors! #3: No woman wants a guy who's better looking then them.So, why are you still reading? (Thank you to those who have made it this far) I'm not here to sugar coat any thing. Unless you have a fixation for things sugar coated? Maybe see your doctor about diabetes. I'm honest and some times to the point.... (Ok that last statement contradicts it's self) A good example of my honesty is the old question: does this make me look fat? My answer is no. But I will back that up with; no that doesn't make you look fat, that makes the hanger look skinny and I don't give a sh*t how it makes you look. It's how I feel when I look at you. To me you look beautiful. (some times in a jig saw puzzley way, but still beautiful)These may just be rantings but it's all not for nothing. I believe that the frist impressions are the most important. I can do a pretty good Mickey Mouse. See what I did there? Don't be afraid to say hi, I'm not going to buy if you're not selling. One date I went on was to home depot. I needed to pick up a few items for the house and ended up sitting on toilets. A few people looked at us funny but I didn't care. I'd like to do an activity in which we could get to know each other. Some thing simple like take the dog/dogs for a walk, poke dead bodies with sticks, hunt zombies, or preform heart surgery.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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