SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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SimeonOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. My carpet vacuums itself. I've beaten Mike Tyson at his own game. Derek Jeter wants to carry my bags. Two wrongs doesn't make a right, but three lefts actually do. I proofread The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to repaint my entire living room that evening. If someone has two left feet, do they also have two left hands? Seriously though, I am a hard worker. I own my home, and I am settled into my career. I enjoy spending time on beach, fire island, in a pool, going on vacations and seeing new places. I would like to meet someone who has similar interests. Maybe we can share a bowl of alphabet soup and spell out silly words.. or we can just keep it simple and meet for a quick drink sometime.
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MichaelOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Trying this again. Im looking for someone to have a long relationship with and build a bright future. I want someone who is mature and has a plan on what she wants out of life.I prefer to date someone who has kids as I am divorced and have full custody of mine. My kids will always come first and would like someone who understands this. I am very responsible and am looking for the same. Meeting for Coffee and get ot know each other.
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ZacheryOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
My ideal match? Well, speaking from past experience and sadly yes...Ive experienced this... these are things I'm NOT looking for...If you take offense to this, then you probably wouldn't appreciate my sense of humor.I'm by no means perfect, but do have certain things that are important to me :) I apologize for the sarcasm...its been a rough dating world: - If your sense of humor is so dry that I need gatorate after a phone conversation, no thanks.- If you've dated 75 different guys in the last 3 months and all of them 'weren't right' - I dont want to be 76 :***If your living space is unsanitary to the point that the roaches back away...I pass.- If you barely graduated high school with straight D's, and need picture *** screw in a light bulb...- If you're content making 7 dollars an hour for the rest of your life, have no ambitions or goals, and want to rely on a sugar daddy to do everything for you...keep moving.- There are 7 days in a week...if 6.95 of those days are spent stoned, or if more than half your week you spend drunk (im not talking a glass of wine here or there, i mean...liver crying drunk...keep-a-truckin.- If you over-analyze EVERYTHING, question every word, feeling, thought, action, or sneeze your mate makes - you're not for me. I'm a little insecure myself, I can admit it, but if you're swimming in a pool of insecurity, I cant handle that all the time . - If you've known me for less than a week and give me the silent treatment because I made plans on the night you said you were busy but then change your mind the next day...well...that's pretty childish, lame, and well....lame. Good luck finding a nice guy, anyone that takes that kind of crap and comes back for more just wants ass. Some of us want to be treated right and have a real relationship - not a smart way to impress someone. Just for good measure, if you've ever been arrested for anything involving blunt or non blunt trauma to someones body...heck...need I say more? Yeah, I could have summed this up pretty quickly by saying "Smart, Funny, has some goals/motivations, isnt always on drugs" but then I'd barely use up the ***character minimum...As for me: I'm easy going, honest, kind, funny ( or try to be), sarcastic....I think most of my friends would put me in the 'nice guy' category. I like to relax, hang out with friends, hit a local spot, watch a movie and joke around alot. I consider myself a catch. I dont do drugs, dont beat women, make good money, have a good head on my shoulders, a good family and love kids. I expect to be treated well, just like any of you. If I get a red flag from you, you're history :) Just searching for that someone I'll click with. Will it happen in a bar? Sidewalk? On here? Don't know - but I figure this is another way to meet people that I would probably never run into outside. Maybe I'll find someone special, a new friend...couldn't hurt. A drink, a coffee, maybe dinner :)