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About Me

Little quirks about me:-lawn gnomes and clowns scare me~-I've never needed to visit a clinic for an STD. Although I hear it's a great pick-up spot, I chose to try online dating.~ -my pet peeves are sobriety, kindness and people on fire - they're always asking for favors, even if they hardly know you.-I'm willing to lie about how we met.-I'm a great singer... in my car, alone.--I'm convinced if we all took long walks or went to the beach, we would all end up meeting in person *** online listing it as a first date.-Only you can save me from becoming pen-pals with prison inmates.-If your still interested after reading my quirks, you should contact me. I'm easy going, confident, have a good sense of humor and enjoy making people laugh. If you can't take a joke, make a joke or laugh at yourself, we probably won't get along. I think drama is over-rated and it bores me. I can be sarcastic and/or a smartas* ( I like to think of it as friendly teasing). I can dish out as good as I get. I'm not medicated, thats supposed to be a good thing right? I think kissing is cool and should be practiced as often as possible. What I'm looking for is a man that is confident in himself and his decisions. A strong personality, knows what he wants and goes after it. We all have baggage, it's all in how you deal with it. I won't bore you with mine if you'll do the same. Good manners is a plus. Honesty is important. Being upfront is just easier on both of us. Besides, who has the time for or really wants to play head games?I think the 'meet me' thing is useless. Grow some coconuts, send an *** "Hi"! =) Drinking and hiding evidence. If we click thats great, I'll help you with an alibi~

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Joy

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Hi there. Thanks for looking at my profile. I'm a divorced mom of 2 great kids ***and ***They're my first priority. Sorry, but that's non-negotiable. I am, however, extremely talented in multi-tasking and have time to dedicate to a relationship.I'm of Italian descent and originally from NY, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I'm warm, passionate, loving, honest, confident, generous, loyal and above all; always myself. I'm looking for a relationship with a man who understands the life of a working single mom. I take very good care of myself and am in the best shape of my life. My photos are very recent; haven't gained a pound. I love working out at the gym ***days a week), walking my yellow lab (almost everyday). I eat very healthy, but still enjoy my daily glass of wine and occasional dessert. My favorite foods are sushi, steak, and italian. I'm open to trying any restaurant and also like cooking at home. I recently bought golf clubs and am learning to play. My kids play and basically every man I meet, so I thought it was time.I'm interested in finding a man who wants to be in a relationship with one woman. I know what I'm looking for and don't plan on settling. I'm very happy on my own. I don't need a man, but would really like someone special in my life. I think we should learn something from every failed relationship. The following has resulted in some pretty rude responses from those offended by it. I apologize, but have been at this for awhile and really don't want to waste mine or anyone else's time. If you're not interested, I'd prefer it if you didn't respond.Please DO NOT contact me if:1) you're just here to play the field.2) you're not financially stable; you don't have to be wealthy, just stable; own your home, very little or no debt, have some sort of savings, can afford to send your kids to college and do some traveling (with me). Not looking for a "sugar daddy". I AM financially stable. I'd like to meet someone who I can enjoy life with and not expect me to pay for him. I do, however, believe that gentlemen should pay for dinner, drinks...3) you're dishonest in your profile (old photos).4) cheated on your wife (ever) or are not yet divorced.; (I'm that height in heels); are overweight and don't workout regularly.6) post photos of you holding a fish, sitting on a motorcycle, in your underwear, or taken by you in your bathroom mirror.7) you have an incurable std.8) you're in recovery of ANY addiction.Lastly, while I'm very flattered to receive *** you younger guys, please don't contact me if you're under the age of ***or over the age of 54). I great first date for me would be meeting at a nice restaurant with a bar for a glass of wine. . If things are going great, maybe we can order something to eat. I'm really not interested in meeting for coffee or for wings and beer (yes, I've been asked).

  • Zelia

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I love the idea of a Renaissance woman, and while I can't yet claim to be that, my goal in life is to learn about everything and, more importantly, how to do everything. So over time I've gained a few useful skills - give me a call if you need your roof fixed, a window replaced, a leaky faucet repaired, or a wall moved. I like projects (and power tools!). And have a heated discussion on the way home about whether string theory really does fit in to the explanation of how the universe began. Alas, my portfolio of interests is not yet complete; it's a big world out there to learn about and experience. Let's see... On our first date, you'll pick me up in your late model Ferrari that you personally converted to full electric and charged on your 10 megawatt solar panel array before you left home. Since you already have a deep understanding of my personality from reading my profile, you know to show up exactly 7 minutes late while I flutter around trying to decide which earrings will properly reflect my unique balance of deep intellectualism and runway model fashion sense. After a few introductory niceties, you whisk me off towards a great little local restaurant run by a former celebrity chef where the entire menu, produce as well as livestock, is raised on a small plot of land behind the restaurant. We play and laugh with the free range chickens while we wait for our table to be prepared. Throughout dinner, we charm one another with our intellect and wit, sharing stories of past adventures and lifelong dreams. After dinner, you drive us by the beach, where we walk barefoot along the surf in the moonlight and happen upon a sea turtle nest where the hatchlings are just emerging. We marvel at the miracle of nature as the hatchlings make their way into the foamy waters, their fate unknown. The moonlight sparkles on the water, a pair of dolphins leap gracefully into the air. Our eyes meet. Without a single word being spoken, we exchange a devilish smile, strip down to our bathing suits (that apparently we were wearing under our clothes all evening), and dive into the warm waters. I had no idea you were a former olympic medal swimmer - you didn't include that in your profile! The local public radio station plays quietly on the car stereo as we each silently reflect on the evening and marvel at the connection between us. We're not certain when, but we will meet again.

  • Nida

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I enjoy trying different beers and touring microbreweries. Enjoy walks and running for fitness. Like to entertain, hang with friends, watch football, movies, reading, traveling. Looking for a balance in my life with someone who is comfortable in their own life and not intimidated by a career woman. Not looking for one night stands, rather someone who realizes intimacy is worth the effort. Enjoy the beach and mountains. Love entertaining and watching football. If you hit meet me button I do send a response if I am also interested. Please be able to hold you end of the conversation . The cliche meet for drinks, coffee walk in park, hang gliding

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