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Leilani, 49
United States, Illinois, Carbondale

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They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.;drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.They couldn't help but stare.As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.They were both stunned! How in the world did she know they were priests???So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, and taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady.""Yes, Father?""We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"She replied, ""I am well respected, confident, independent, composed, family oriented, kind, trustworthy, smart, financially responsible, and honorable. What I hope to find is a relaxed, fun, mutually respectful, intimate relationship with a significantly wonderful guy who has a sense of humor and intends to build a meaningful relationship with the woman he is nuts about. I still believe in love.What I hope to find is that you fit into my world, and I yours. And in your world you care and are loved by those who are closest to you. You are available to give a relationship a shot - this means you are not married or separated, living with someone, and/or have a girlfriend. I tend to do better with witty guys; intelligence is very appealing to me. My career is very important, and it is essential that yours is to you as well. At this stage in the game, I expect that we both have attained financial security. Perhaps your life is mostly full and fun, and is just lacking one element – the girl. If you think I might be that girl then I look forward to hearing from you.WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. Meet for coffee/drink and take it from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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