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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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IleanaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm a easy going, laid back, independent woman. A mother of 2 beautiful, sports active daughters. I was married for 16 years and have been single for almost 3 years. I love to dance, go out when I don't have my daughters and just have fun. I don't play games, so I don't like games! My life is somewhat busy, with their softball schedule, and my full class schedule. I'm looking for a man that wants to be with me but understands my daughters come first! There's alot to know about me and all you have to do is ask!UPDATE: Don't bother to message me if your a sex offender, perv, loser, don't have a job or a car, and really don't bother me if all your looking for is sex! Really does my profile say come screw me, NO it doesn't. I'm game for anything! I'll try anything at least one time! So you tell me!
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AniyaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
If there was such a thing as a wish list This is whatt I would put on it.Someone who is respectable, sincere, honest, reliable easy going, honest, considerate, compassionate and funny.As for me I am all of th above. coffee/drinks