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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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JocelynnOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Hi there..thanks for checking out my profile. Here are some of the basics about me...I think I have a pretty good sense of humor (life is too short not to spend most of your time laughing) and consider myself an easy going person with most things.I enjoy having friends over and will never pass up the opportunity to cook and entertain (I always get requests for my meatballs). I'm close with my family and have 2 nieces that I adore. In my spare time I like going to the movies (or curling up on the couch with latest Netflix delivery) and checking out all that this city has to offer – museums, restaurants, festivals, etc. As far as going out is concerned, it's all about the people you're with. It totally depends on my mood. It would be nice to meet someone who has a great sense of humor, who knows how to have fun but also knows when it's time to be serious. Someone who tends to be an optimistic person, but is at the same time a realist. It would be nice if he was close with his family. He should have a good head on his shoulders and be an all around nice guy. And please, please be able to have a conversation.PS -- I'm always looking for movie recommendations -- what movie should I have Netflix deliver next?
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PenelopeOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I have a child which comes first. I don\'t have time for games - life is too short and precious. I like all kinds of music. A good listener and put a smile on my face. Someone to become my lifelong partner and lover.