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on 377 reviews
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MallomarOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Mallomar. I am divorced agnostic caucasian woman with kids from Arthur, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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MeridethOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Hi there...so this is where I lay it all on the line :) OK, I'm still technically married, but no, my ex does not live with me. I have two children, a son and a daughter, 5 years and 2 years, who live with me full time. I'm a nursing director for a home health agency, so I have a very good job that does keep me very busy along with raising my two kids.But I need some fun! I'm a very easy going person...I would love to find the same. I guess I'm not really in a position to get into a serious relationship right away, but I would like to actually find someone that wants to go out to dinner, movie, concerts, etc. I would love to find a guy that wants something above the "casual" level. I want to actually know and care for the person that I'm with. Let's meet and see where things go! Dinner/drinks/sporting events/concert...anywhere where we can chat and just see what happens!