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About Me

Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dona

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Well to get to the point here, I'm a honest and independent woman who is also very headstrong and stubborn at times. I'm a single mom with 3 boys, ***, with the younger 2 still at home. I'm a nurse, love my job and usually work a lot. Currently I am also attending college. I love scary movies, going to the mountains, the beach, playing pool (although I am not nowhere near great at it), most things outside or just laying around just watching a movie. U can ask anything if u would like to kno more. I like country and rock music but not the rap stuff. I love to laugh. I enjoy good conversation so if u keep me laughing then u have my attention! Hopefully Mr. Right is out there! Dinner, a long walk....just getting to kno each other.

  • Rosita

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    First off I am a single mother of three great kids! I love my job as a nurse and have been in nursing since ***. I enjoy being a mom, however I like to let loose and just be me when they are not around. I would like to go to a Vikings game sometime, but i do enjoy watching them from my TV where i can yell! Of course we have to have our own interests but to be able to come back to each other and feel safe is important to me.I like to plan things but I also like to say 'Hey...lets go on a road trip' and be spontaneous!I have lots to offer to that special someone! Could it be you?? ;)Thanks for reading my profile.Hope to hear from you....DON'T BE SHY!!! I am open to doing new things. I like it when the guy can plan things and surprise me. A first date to me would be casual and relaxing, drinks and apps, maybe dinner (in or out) and a walk so we can get to know one another. I am pretty open for anything!

  • Devon

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    To tell you a little about myself. I enjoy the beach - laying in the sun and walking on the beach at night under the moonlight listening to the waves. I enjoy having a picnic and sitting in the summer breeze. I also enjoy floating the river and hanging out with friends. I would like to think of myself as a romantic person and enjoy spending time with people. I can either go out or stay in. I enjoy working in the yard and spending most of my time outside when the weather is nice. I like to travel and see different places. I do enjoy fishing but don't care much to touch the bait or the fish.....lol As far as my taste of music I love music! I listen to just about anything - if it catches my attention then I listen to it.*****THAT IS NOT A WEDDING BAND ON MY FINGER FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK I WOULD BE MARRIED AND ON THIS SITE*****If you try to chat and I don't answer I am on my phone.....just send me a message. The first date would be something we would have to figure out what best fits us together. Could be dinner or drinks. I think you need time to talk to get to know the person.

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