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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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EmelineOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I love to spend time with my children. Yes I do have a 18 month baby I also love to watch soccer and basketball and love hockey as my children do play travel hockey. I love to go out places as well as sometimes sit home and cuddle up put a movie on. Family is very important to me my mother is my best friend. Anything u want to know just ask.
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BrittnyOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Hi there Im seeking to find someone who is open to new experiences and knows who they are. Someone who is stable in their life and still has morals and values (Like holding a door for someone or saying thank you.) I would like to find a person to share lifes experiences with and, just hang out with. I'm looking for someone who possess a creative bend to their personality because I'm uber creative so Im searching for my missing link. I am extremely silly at times so having a sense of humour is really important. Inner beauty is so overlooked in society because we as humans are so fixated on physical beauty. So I seek to find someone who looks beyond what others deem 'beautiful' and see it within a persons mind, heart, and spirit. I am seeking to find purity in a broken society within myself so I know that most people don't follow this path... Oh I am a huge lover of music. I love anything except rap and country. Heavily into;..(Too many to mention.here .) I love animals and nature. The woods are my element yet the ocean is my home.Note- I am not looking for a sleazy hookup. Im looking for someone to share a meaningful relationship with. But would like to be friends with the person first before moving to the next level.Thanks! whatever feels right