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Celinda, 26

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About Me

Let me start by saying, although I find it quite unnecessary that I have to clarify this; I don't LITERALLY want to go fishing. It was meant as a clever pun. Don't asking me to go fishing, thanks.first off, i feel compelled to tell you that...i'm kind of a big deal. i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahagony. ;) I'm going to make the gist of this short and sweet; I don't care how big my boobs are or how mentally under-developed you are; I am on here to date and to be taken seriously. If I don't answer you, I'm just not interested. I'm sorry i'm not that sorry, but life goes on. Some other nice girl WILL message you, it just may not be me....just, don't take it as an opportunity to inundate me.I'm intelligent, I am witty, comical and a classy broad. I'm extremely sarcastic and movie-quote too much (you'll need to keep up). I take my job very seriously and I have higher aspirations than just being a pretty face or a hooters waitress.I wish to meet someone who is also intelligent...stable/self sufficient and/or has a career or an idea of what he wants to do with his life.I believe in romance....I believe chivalry still exists somewhere and traditions can still be appreciated and practiced. I am in no hurry to get married or get on the baby train; but I am looking for something substantial right now. In closing; please let me emphasize that I am not on here to screw around. This site is a huge joke, which is why it's free...but at least the convenience of a filtration system exists. Please don't send me rude/crude/harassing/obscene or blatantly *** because you're bored. I am very pugnacious when provoked...I can either be really cool and funny or a verbal terrorist. I'll let you decide.I look forward to seeing if this can work this time around ;) I would say for a first time meeting...probably something involving alcoholic beverages (preferably the ones with the umbrellas) in case one of us is ugly, or to just take the edge off in general. This also makes for an easier getaway if things aren't going very well and I have to refrain from abandoning you in a dark, wooded area. If I decide I like you; I may let you win at a game of pool...or bowling, but I can't make any promises. The whole dinner and a movie nonsense can be avoided until a few dates later, if it gets that far.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lanette

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    ******READ... If you have a criminal history with more than a class B misdemeanor, dont waste your time****** You know you're getting older when the sentence "I'm in the army" has gone from super hot to I think I will pass... ALSO... I am 5'8" and every guy I have met off of here that says they are 5'10".. Quit lying about your height... If you are short than you are short... Nothing can be done about it... I am very happy and love someone who can make me laugh and smile but can also have a serious/romantic side also... I have dated all different kinds of men but the country boys still make my heart melt! I am almost thirty but I often forget that... I like to joke around a lot... If you can't take a joke or someone picking on you, then I'm not for you... I can sure dish it out, but I can take it also... Now what I'm looking for... A man with no baby momma drama (I will quit talking to someone over there ex's drama), no more than two kids, no criminal history, good with kids, has time to spend together, job, vehicle, not live with mommy/daddy, all of you teeth and they aren't rotted, and I'm not into fat guys... I have two sayings, "Love don't pay the bills" meaning if you don't work, don't waste ure time here... And "I am the chubby chase-EE not te chubby chase-ER" I am a bigger girl but I'm not into fat guys... *** I am constantly updating my pictures because I want you to know exactly what your signing up for... I recently changed all of my pictures because they were from the very few times I dress up and put on makeup... I decided to put more of my day to day pics... No makeup and curly hair or pony tail... All of my pics have been taken with in the last 90 days ***GOD is my number one, above all others... I am striving to become a better Christian every day... I work every other weekend, but on the Sundays that I'm off you will find me at church and on Wednesday nights I'm at church... A God fearing man is a MUST!Well that was a lot, but if you are still interested write me a message... Can't wait to hear from you :)

  • Ilene

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I'm not much for beating around the bush so, let's just cut to the chase :) First off, PLEASE have something intelligent to say and not just a "Hi" or "Hello there" It's uninteresting and I wont respond. Read my profile (if you care enough) THEN message me.I love life. I am very clever, feisty and quick witted. I. Love. To. Laugh. I need someone that can make this abdominal exercise an every day possibility and that can keep up with my humor ;) I love to joke around so, you MUST be able to comprehend some dry and pointed sarcasm (always), be more than ok with it and also dish it back! I love to argue, ha ha, but mostly just in a teasing, push your buttons kind of way.My relationship and walk with the Lord is the most important thing to me. I want someone that makes God the number one priority in their life and that will love Him first and foremost. I want you to love Him even more than you love me :) If this isn't the case with you, dear reader, please keep trekking. I hate wasting good people's time :) Please also note that I am NOT talking about going to church. I know tons of people that are "Sunday Christians" and that isn't at all appealing to me. I'm talking about a personal relationship with Jesus that grows and matures and is cultivated on a daily basis. I've never been that needy girl. The one that NEEDS a significant other, but it would be nice to have someone to do life with on a daily basis. I don't find my identity in what other people think of me, I am pretty independent, low maintenance, I know how to keep myself busy and entertained, I have an incredible family and group of friends that I love to spend time with and am very close to, I don't mind getting my hands dirty and am a hard worker. I'm also a hard traveler, ha ha. It was one of the best and most wonderful experiences of my whole life. I have visited over 10 different countries and still love to travel when I can. I love new and exciting places and am very spontaneous when it comes to weekend trips... just haven't gotten around to it... YET.Good grammar is important to me. It's a HUGE pet peeve of mine if you don't know the difference between "to and too," "you're and your" and "their, they're and there" Please, just be smart. I do have some tattoos so, I'm going to need you to be ok with that. They can all also be hidden. So, if your mother will have an issue with this, just let me know. I'll be sure to wear my tube-top and booty shorts the day that I meet her. KIDDING. They are all very tasteful and feminine. I've been told that some of them are the most beautiful work people have ever seen. I'll not argue with that. I love Summer, I love being in and around water at all times if it's warm outside. Boating, tubing, pool, lake etc. I love Fall, bonfires, hiking, camping, making dinner at home with my roomies or a night out on the town dressed to the 9's. I love patios!! Sitting outside to eat or have coffee is one of my favorite things. I'm pretty easy to please :) I love being around people, making them laugh and having some great conversation/hangout time.You should probably message me if you love Jesus and are hilarious :) If you're caring and loyal, genuine and sweet, but can also be a smart ass. I want someone that is a good communicator, an honest guy and someone who will not be intimidated by a girl who knows what she wants and is secure in who she is. A man's man! I love it when guys can do the "guy stuff" and aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. Hard workers, but also have a sense of style and can get classy and spiffed up for an evening out :)Go ahead, message me. I DARE you ;)

  • Geraldine

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    just doin my thing. Looking for someone who knows what they have when they have it and shows enough respect to be honest and open with everything they can or feel comfortable with. I just want to continue to smile everyday! love life want to love someone in it.:) im pretty easy to please.

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