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Noa, 47

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What am I interested in, dear reader of this profile may ask....….Hmmmmm......Well……Um um .....let me think...YOU!!!!Yep, you heard that right, YOU!I am interested in a man who takes the effort to stand apart from “the rest”.” Who is one of those few unique individuals that I will eventually connect with. Myself – restless, analytical, and opinionated! I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on! Timeless books and movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings.Okay, here is the "difficult" part;What am I not looking for? Trashy talk, smokers, an “FWB” or “NSA” relationship, smokers, non stop whining, complaining, hateful blame filled stories about what your ex did (booring!!) and oh.. did I mention I hate smoking?If you your status says "separated" you are going to get the delete key. No exceptions.Really.I love kids (and people in general!!) , and have several adopted “nieces” & “nephews;” but I am “Childfree by Choice” therefore my “mind-frame” about kids is not going to be like most women you know. Since my Single Dad dating experience thus far has been about as successful as Obama-care, I would prefer NOT to date a Single Dad regardless of the kids (adult or not) age. It is important that I am "valued" as a person, and not because I am a single, working woman who is “convenient” and has nothing to "fix.” To avoid wasted time on both our parts, if you are a Dad, please carefully consider what I just wrote, before responding, and appreciate I am being very upfront about this issue, and very skeptical that we will have a mutually rewarding relationship. If you have kids a) still at home, b) still paying college tuition, or c) have an adult kid(s)s that live at home due to “failure to launch” issues, that’s a huge deal breaker, and I probably won’t respond at all. Whew... now that I threw that "out on the table"..lets get on to the fun stuff!!!.Take it from here Jan...The TOP TEN THINGS You should know about Ms.;think tank" (aka his computer-desk-in-his-bedroom-corner );Now put on your best “” voice…Nuuuummber TEN: She secretly likes The Waffle House.Number Nine; She hates tomatoes, onions, The Devil, Sushi, Seafood, porta potties, potty mouths, Spam ( both the food and the electronic kind), Hand-held-cameras-while-you-take-a-pic-of-yourself-in-the-bathroom-mirror, The Krap-tashians, traffic jams, getting lost, political ads, cold pizza, Octomom, that loud annoying guy on WBAP with the "hissy" laugh, and most "reality" shows.Number Eight: She’s a “girly girl," loves clothes, make up and jewelry, stops short in front of store windows and goes Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and then will drag you into the store with her.Number Sehveeeen: Crazy about pets, your dog will probably get to kiss her before you do! Oh, try and "pretend" you like her cats....Number Six: She’s a coupon queen, always has some freebie, Groupon, Living social, Membership pass, loves flea markets, consignment stores, antique shop and will bicker with vendors for deals like there is know tomorrow!Number Five; She still giggles like a little girl, sits with her left leg tucked underneath her, and absentmindedly twirls her hair. Number Four: She uses big words, I think she makes most of them up!Number Thureee: She watches Dancing with the Stars, and her knowledge about who was, or is a famous football player is limited to "Was he on Dancing with the Stars?"Number Twoooo': Has an Avatar on Second Life.And the Number ONE thing you may want to know about Ms.. Let her do “IT" first. Let her ask "IT" first, Let her think “IT” was all her idea, and resign yourself to the fact there is not much you can do about "IT"…. Just sit back and watch the show............. Well, I am a firm believer in the "K.I.S.S." method."K eep"I" t" "S" imple"S" weetie.Being one of those cursed "Scorpions" it may take me a little bit of time to warm up... I don't give out my number right away, and "forwardness" is off-putting.Slowly.Slowly.Slooooooooooooooooooolleeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy.For a first date, I would not mind meeting for a drink, coffee, tea, etc., and if there is a mutual connection, then maybe you might ask me for a second date....???

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Karaugh

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I'm putting out a World Wide Web bulletin in hopes you may be able to help me. You see, I've lost my glow. I'm not really myself without it. I have had a couple leads that give me hope that he can be found soon, including the vague description that he appears to be between 46 and 54 years old, but may appear younger than his age. He is between 5'7" and 6 feet tall. I have conflicting reports that he has either brown or black hair. I can be found spending time at the cottage, biking and rollerblading on the waterfront trails, playing beach volleyball, or hiking in the fall. I enjoy dancing, live theater, day trips and intimate conversations. Spending quality one on one time with my partner doing things together and bonding.I am a very sociable woman; always up for a party or get together with friends and family. I have been described at times as the life of a party. I am very thoughtful, affectionate and told I have a charismatic personality. I am a romantic and love being pampered by my man as well I enjoy returning the favor. THE TYPE OF GENTLEMAN I AM LOOKING FOR:He's intelligent, a good conversationalist, and a romantic who still believes in chivalry. He is affectionate, thoughtful, playful and active. He is emotionally available! A man with a quiet sense of self confidence takes pride in his appearance with a sense of style. He exhibits a down-to-earth attitude and personality. He enjoys music and dancing. If this gentleman is found, I offer the reward of a warm inviting smile.OUR LIFE TOGETHER:I think of honesty, trust, sharing, open honest communication, respect, commitment, laughter, tears; our own and together time.; he touches my heart, soul and body, and I do the same for him. He is my best friend, and partner in life. If you think you are the gentleman that may *** glow in me again, I look forward to hearing from you. I will respond to only those I feel there is a potential for a connection. I wish you all the best in your search for the one! If there is a mutual interest, lets arrange a phone conversation and if we are sensing a connection then we can follow it by a get together at a mutually agreeable location.....Communication & Chemistry is key!

  • Georgeann

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I try hard in my life, I am serious when it comes to relationships I have been have been hurt too many times but I still get a smile on my face. Go Leafs GoI love the outdoors and would like to find a man that can take me fishing with. I like to keep in shape I am not too skinny and I am not fat I love my body and if we do date take it slow I hate pushy man that want to have sex with me that to me wont get you anywhere get to know me better cause I have one of the greatest hearts on earth. I love to smile but when I watch a sad movie I get tears. Just be u and I can be me I am not one bit stuck up or a ****. My First Date would be to have a coffee sit down and talk about things that are important to you and me to find a common interest in each other to see if we could have a second date and the second date could be bowling movie end the night at the door just be a gentlemen that's what I love in a man

  • Agatha

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I love to ride Harleys, read, travel and try new things or old thing with someone new. I love animals(sometimes more than people). I work long hours in retail and don't get weekends off so it makes it difficult to have a relationship. First date would be where my date has thought out a wonderful dinner where we could talk and get to know each other better. Maybe a moonlit walk, or a bon fire where we could continue to get to know each other. Never ask a woman where she wants to go on a date. We don't know what you can afford. I mean if we say a five star restaurant and you can only take us to cracker barrel that is embarrassing. For both.

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