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RyleeOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I love to do anything (seriously...anything) where water is included. I am solar powered. But I also love it at night...it's hard to keep me out of the water at night and I have almost died or been arrested this way in the past (bring bail money). But I've also got a bit of a redneck side and do dig the woods. I've even been known to have at certain points in my life, doe piss in my freezer and understand the importance of not throwing scented drier sheets in a load prior to huntin'. I love to SCUBA, boat, fish, hang out at the beach, camping, cookouts, hanging out at waterfront tiki bars, live music, hot tub, read, cook, people watch, road trips, stimulating conversation, silly conversation, learning...and LAUGHING!I'm a great cook...not trying to brag but I really am. It's part of my man kryptonite "package" and I love to do it for people.I have two children, 11 and 16 who I have half the time and I love it. You would fall in love with them too if you met them. So if you don't like kids...NEXT!People tell me that I am very funny and I will say just about anything to get a laugh. I definitely have a goofy side and almost nothing embarrasses me. I have no problem laughing at myself. I'm a big fan of random and sarcastic humor but be warned...it's hard to "one up" me. Never in a mean spirited way of course! So bring on the banter...I'm IN!I'm faithful, loyal, and honest (sometimes to a fault). I like to keep it real...and I'm very open. I don't believe in making a partner play the "guessing game" as to what's on my mind. It's immature. Mutual respectful communication...such a simple formula.Sometimes I can be an over thinker which can get me in a little bit of trouble. My mind just doesn't seem to ever wanna stop...which is why this profile is becoming a runaway train of thought. By no means an exhaustive list but some of my other quirks include: I hate talking on the phone, I detest shopping, I wear flip flops everywhere so if stilettos are a fetish of yours may wanna pass. I don't sleep enough, serial killers fascinate me, I don't buy generic at the grocery store even though I should, spreadsheets make a lot of sense to me...art does not.I'm looking for a man who is funny, I'm talking make me laugh until I pee my pants funny. I enjoy someone who is a little left of center...someone who can keep me on my toes, challenge me, teach me, spar and banter with me, shake my tree, make me go "hmmmm, I like it...I want more of that".I am sexually attracted to intelligence. ;-)Someone who is open, emotionally available and expressive. Confidence is a major turn on. But not arrogant or smug. I'm not into judgmental self-righteous types. You love to kiss? Such a plus!Now while I may come across as a little bit of a smart ass sometimes...the truth is...ok, well that is true...but I also am ridiculously affectionate and will go to the ends of the earth for someone if I really truly fall in love. OH! And you must love to kiss! I mean really...(hours? days?).I really love having someone to care about. I get as much if not more fulfillment from loving someone as I do being loved. However, I am not into forcing a relationship just to have one. I am happy to make new friends and spend time with the ones I already have but I am certainly open to going “all in” should the right person come along.Thanks for your patience with this insanely long winded profile. Oh hell, let's just grab some ***nachos loaded, a 6 pack and go cop a squat on the beach.
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CatelineOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
This the part that I hate!!!!!! Talking about me hum....I love to keep busy, I enjoy reading, relaxing by the pool,Always on the go to do something new with me kidI also enjoy camping and live life to the fullest.I will not settle for less than what I want in life. I am a generous an honest person. I guess thatSays it all about me for now, it is now for you to find out !!The part i don t understand, why some add me as their favorite but never send me message... What is the point of that ? Same with want to meet me but don t bother writing to me ... So if you really want to meet me write to me you never know i might answer back !!!On a different note, if you don t know what you want out of life please move on to someone else if you are married and looking for a fling keep going i m not for you and your wife will catch ya.If your not between ***don t waist your time i ain t gonna reply to you. TyTake care I m tired of meeting jerks that only wants to get in my pants, so if you are one of them see ya !!!To others if they are still good ones around i would love to go for a walk or coffeeThank you for reading my profile and sorry if i sound rude but the the girl knows what she want and she s tired of being played by people that pretends to be honest when they are not..
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KristinaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I love to go out of town...the mountains are my favorite. A nice cabin for a few days. I have never had children and am probably now too old to have any of my own but would love to find a nice man that has children that I could someday be a grandma to their babies. I would be a great spoiling grandma. I love God and believe without him you are lost. I work hard and play hard. I love life and having fun. I love to laugh and love someone with great sense of humor. I am not model skinny..I am a real gal that likes my momma's cooking. I have curves and will always have curves. If you prefer a life without curves please save us both the time. Curves does not mean fat it means boobs and a fanny and someone nice to snuggle up to. I like black sabbath, black label society, classic rock, classic heavy metal, not country really and absolutely no rap. ok ...feel the need to update my profile based on my craptastic results on here so far. If you think you are going to become a rockstar and you are in your 50's please pass me by.....if you say you have a car but it doesn't run please pass me by.....if your profession is working at life please pass me by.....if you say you want a relationship and all you really want is RELATIONS please pass me by. I am a very sexual being and love to be loved but...that WILL NOT come before you getting to know me. WE are not gonna chat and jump in the sack...sorry. Hopefully this has made a few of you more shallow souls decide against saying hi.....come on fellas....I'm looking for something real and someone real....stop yanking my chain...I can get that anywhere if I want it. I don't know...I love surprises. I'm pretty practical but do love for you to have an imagination! I like a creative man.