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Albertha, 45

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About Me

I'm going through a divorce so i am starting all over again. enjoy reading ,fishing, and just about anything outdoors... but I have a3 year old so that means that I don't do a lot of those things right now... I like being with people that can make melaugh..laughter cures so much! Okay its shame I have to say anything.... please don't message me or talk nasty to me... I don't know you like that! I'm really shocked at how some people can say such things to people they don't even know..... so if you're one of those guys don't waste my time or yours ... they're plenty of other ladies that will engage. Well I'm not going to get on here and say the usual with your long walks on the beach your candle light dinners or any of that stuff.... the place or the activity does not matter ...it depends on the person you're with and what a good time oe conversation you're having with them.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Rylee

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I love to do anything (seriously...anything) where water is included. I am solar powered. But I also love it at night...it's hard to keep me out of the water at night and I have almost died or been arrested this way in the past (bring bail money). But I've also got a bit of a redneck side and do dig the woods. I've even been known to have at certain points in my life, doe piss in my freezer and understand the importance of not throwing scented drier sheets in a load prior to huntin'. I love to SCUBA, boat, fish, hang out at the beach, camping, cookouts, hanging out at waterfront tiki bars, live music, hot tub, read, cook, people watch, road trips, stimulating conversation, silly conversation, learning...and LAUGHING!I'm a great cook...not trying to brag but I really am. It's part of my man kryptonite "package" and I love to do it for people.I have two children, 11 and 16 who I have half the time and I love it. You would fall in love with them too if you met them. So if you don't like kids...NEXT!People tell me that I am very funny and I will say just about anything to get a laugh. I definitely have a goofy side and almost nothing embarrasses me. I have no problem laughing at myself. I'm a big fan of random and sarcastic humor but be warned...it's hard to "one up" me. Never in a mean spirited way of course! So bring on the banter...I'm IN!I'm faithful, loyal, and honest (sometimes to a fault). I like to keep it real...and I'm very open. I don't believe in making a partner play the "guessing game" as to what's on my mind. It's immature. Mutual respectful communication...such a simple formula.Sometimes I can be an over thinker which can get me in a little bit of trouble. My mind just doesn't seem to ever wanna stop...which is why this profile is becoming a runaway train of thought. By no means an exhaustive list but some of my other quirks include: I hate talking on the phone, I detest shopping, I wear flip flops everywhere so if stilettos are a fetish of yours may wanna pass. I don't sleep enough, serial killers fascinate me, I don't buy generic at the grocery store even though I should, spreadsheets make a lot of sense to me...art does not.I'm looking for a man who is funny, I'm talking make me laugh until I pee my pants funny. I enjoy someone who is a little left of center...someone who can keep me on my toes, challenge me, teach me, spar and banter with me, shake my tree, make me go "hmmmm, I like it...I want more of that".I am sexually attracted to intelligence. ;-)Someone who is open, emotionally available and expressive. Confidence is a major turn on. But not arrogant or smug. I'm not into judgmental self-righteous types. You love to kiss? Such a plus!Now while I may come across as a little bit of a smart ass sometimes...the truth is...ok, well that is true...but I also am ridiculously affectionate and will go to the ends of the earth for someone if I really truly fall in love. OH! And you must love to kiss! I mean really...(hours? days?).I really love having someone to care about. I get as much if not more fulfillment from loving someone as I do being loved. However, I am not into forcing a relationship just to have one. I am happy to make new friends and spend time with the ones I already have but I am certainly open to going “all in” should the right person come along.Thanks for your patience with this insanely long winded profile. Oh hell, let's just grab some ***nachos loaded, a 6 pack and go cop a squat on the beach.

  • Kenyetta

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Well, hello there....thank you for taking the time to read my profile and getting to know a bit about me.I grew up in a small town near the ocean so I love the outdoors especially camping, fishing, boating, snowmobiling, hiking, biking...basically, anything that keeps me outside. I also love the change of seasons. Each season is unique and so beautiful except for those days in the summer when it’s 45 degrees with the humidex.I am thoughtful, honest, faithful, very friendly and can take a joke...not too much offends me.I’m always up to try something new...you'll never know if you like something until you try it.Obviously, there has to be chemistry. I want someone who is fun, passionate, honest, spontaneous, full of life, can dress up in a suit or wear a pair of jeans and who has a sense of humour. Laughter is the key!But, most of all, I think it’s all about the eyes...you can tell so much about people through their eyes.If you feel that we may have some kind of a connection, don’t be shy and send me a message. But please have a picture enclosed...it's only fair, you've seen me!WARNING: Any person and/or *** this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information; violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. Surprise me...

  • Nanci

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I love to go horse back riding, camping or just about anything outdoors. I have 2 great boys.. ***and ***. Years They are my world. I like to take my son to the lake so he can fish and swim. to what makes me unique I would have to say I am who I am.. Take me as I am.. I say what I think and it does get me into trouble sometimes..lol..but at least I am honest about it.:)Im looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with that's going to be good to me and my boys. Im a simple country girl. Just looking for a sweet honest guy that I have some things in common with me. Im up for just about nething.. We can decide together..

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