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Audry, 42
United States, Georgia, Sylvania

Offline, last seen Sat, 21 Mar 2026 21:58:40

About Me

Nerdy, dirty, inked and curvy.Wicked witch seeking ogre, dragon, centaur or satyr for a Happily Ever After. Professional bookworm. I have kids and we are a package deal (does this really need to be said?). I've been a gamer chick since the 80s and have a strong preference for tabletop rpgs (Pathfinder anyone?). I own my home (currently undergoing renovation) and am financially stable. If you identify with Billy from Dr Horrible, we should talk.I am a practicing witch, wicked in the best sense of the word. I probably won't hex you. Yes, I know the principles of Tantra - the actual yogic practice *** Sting's sex enhancement breathing practices.Pop culture compatibility check! How many of these quotes do you know?- Who's scruffy looking?- It won't answer; it's a gazebo.- Are there sny girls there? I want to dooooooo them!- You have been recruited by the Star Leagueto defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-- There can be only one.- Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us.- In just seven days, I can make you a man.- As you wish.- Wolfman's got nards!- I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. Talk to me. Setting doesn't matter (although it will be a public place), just engage in conversation.For the love of all that's holy, please write real words in sentences! Getting text-speak over a service that doesn't have a character limit makes the sender appear illiterate, lazy or both. How is that a good first impression on anyone?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Reggae English Irish Japanese Thai Drag Racing Shooting Sports Volleyball
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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Well what to say about me, I am a very easy going, down to earth, honest, faithful, caring and independent person and I love to laugh, have fun and be silly. I’m the type of girl that can easily wear a ball cap when needed but I can also dress up very elegantly for a nice evening out. I like to take care of myself, eat well, keep active and also take time out to relax.I enjoy going out to different restaurants, I love dancing (when the occasion arises) and I also enjoy simple things like staying at home snuggling and watching a movie. I simply enjoy the small things in life.I am looking for a relationship with someone who is caring, respectful, honest and faithful. A person that I can have fun with, laugh with, and simply enjoy life with.Je suis francophone, donc n'hésitez pas de communiquer avec moi en français.

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  • Lucina from Sylvania | Woman | 41 years old | Scorpio
    Lucina

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Well hello Everyone well i am fun easy going, i have a good sense of humor .i love to cook and cuddle . love to watch sports . i can listen to any music like country and hip hop/ rap. am looking for friends and dating and go from there .;I AM NOT INTO HEAD GAMES . i believing in communicatingSomeone to make me laugh and laugh with me. well at first it would be simple a coffee and a walk so we can talk

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  • Mellie from Sylvania | Woman | 43 years old | Pisces
    Mellie

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    wow there's a whole lot of crazy..out of their flipping mind people on this site...Jesus !! People..if you have forgotten to take your meds today...please step away from the keyboard and take them..wait for them to kick in before trying to date online..also friends and family of said crazies please make sure they are medicated daily before releasing them into society. Thank you for your help.

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