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Chita, 43

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About Me

wouldn't you hate to be a chicken !!! people always questioning your motives when crossing the road :) I'm a very optimistic person - my friends would say i'm "away with the fairies living in my own world" :). . . . IM THE HAPPINESS FAIRY. I'VE SPRINKLED HAPPY DUST ON YOU. NOW SMILE GOD-DAMMIT - THIS SH1TS EXPENSIVE ! (fairtrade/organic fairy dust!! - no fairies have been injured during the extraction / production process of said dust)I have a really close family, two fantastic daughters (who have a great Dad, not looking for a replacement) and an amazing network of friends.I'm very much into extreme sports;-biking................and NONE of these actually :***love socialising with friends / going out for dinner / massive cinema fan (big time stalker crush on Adam Sandler !). Equally enjoy a cosy night in, good movie, big fire on with good company. ... if you message, pleeease include a picture ....... Doctors insist me, myself and I are not allowed anymore imaginary friends ***twitch, twitch!!!! .....I am aware the voices in my head aint real -- but sometimes they come up with some deadly ideas :) .... not only is my short-term memory brutal but so is my short term memory....In a nutshell, am hoping to meet someone fun to share my free time with :) in the words of the legend himself;;Cause I got too much life Running through my veins, going to waste" :) Beware!! Am a seasoned insomniac........ Brain never switches off (i swear i can see noises!***sheep, two sheep, three sh..... dog, cat, bird, whistle whistle, ehhh Macarena!!! AD/HD.... "Highway to ....... Oh look, a squirrel......"Finally ***Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit saladFinally(part2)....... Massive congrats if you actually made it this far without getting a migraine :) :) .........hopefully bucket loads of fun with extra dollops of sarcasm n lashings of laughter..... & me firing my cool chat up lines at you .... "If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be called McGorgeous"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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