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EllaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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SallieOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Life is like a wave, so let's enjoy every minute of the ride!I believe in living life to the fullest and always enjoy the challenge of a new adventure. I am passionate, playful, spontaneous, focused and happy to try something new to see where it takes me. I strongly believe that anything is possible, am clear about what I want in life and grateful for what I have. I surround myself with positive energy and treasure my time spent in nature, this is when true magic can happen... I am happily independent and enjoy spending time on my own though the most special moments are those shared with someone you truly connect with. I am a happy, open and optimistic person and look for the same in others.I love to travel, especially to far away corners of the world, and have traveled extensively throughout my life. My travels have been and continue to be an incredible learning experience and source of inspiration. South America is currently at the top of my list. Hmmm - maybe a really long road trip...I care about environmental harmony, eat organic food and enjoy a simple healthy lifestyle. I share my life with my amazing 9 year old daughter who is always a great source of wonder and inspiration. She enjoys outdoor expeditions just as much as I do. I would like to connect with someone who loves children, trees and animals and shares my outdoor interests and passion for adventures. Someone confident, happy, easy going, spontaneous, open minded, funny, with a lot of spirit, enthusiasm and a sense of adventure. Someone with an environmental consciousness and caring about nature and the world we live in. Someone who wants to play outside and prefers experiences to possessions... If you are not into spending a lot of time outdoors and prefer a 5 star hotel to sleeping under the stars, we likely won't get far! Bonus points if you rock climb and always have your backpack ready to go for a random adventure. Also if you smile a lot. Did I say how much I love rock climbing? I live on the island but would never rule out living somewhere else. It's a small world and I have always felt that change keeps things fresh and interesting. I value honesty, integrity and strength. I am attracted to people who take initiative and make things happen. It all starts with a friendship. Great chemistry is essential. I am looking for a fun, happy, flowing, blissful, passionate connection and will not settle for anything less. Having fun together is key. Good communication is another magic ingredient. If you can relate then drop me a line and let's play!Life is now. Enjoy it. Follow your heart. Anything is possible if you truly believe it. a great date is one that never ends
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KalieOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I'm just your average warm hearted girl looking for her equal, I'm not into the bar scene so I don't get a chance to meet a lot of people outside of work. I enjoy camping, fishing and gold panning "for entertainment purposes only" I enjoy some hiking and leisurely walks along the river on a sunny day, even better if we can pack a lunch and call it a picnic. Summertime's where its at for me, here in the Cariboo!. I believe in honesty and kindness and try everyday to make it a part of my lifestyle, I haven't quite mastered the kindness part yet, but I'm working on it! Im quite happy being by myself but would certainly enjoy life a little more with a good friend. Thank you for reading through my profile and hope to hear from you. a first date... Well thats something a little more special than a first meeting,..but a first meeting works well for me over coffee in town and if things go well from there then maybe we can talk about that date...