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EllaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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AnnieOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I’m a curious person who loves to learn, has lots of interests, and cares about the world around me. Would like to meet someone similar…If you think we might have some things in common, I’d like to hear from you. How do I spend my time? Work-wise, these days I spend it writing and editing somewhat dry, technical material. In my off-hours, I try to fit in as many fun, useful, and interesting pursuits as I can without exhausting myself, and I do enjoy spending time on my own as well. One of my current favourite things is learning West Coast swing dancing. I have a plot in a community garden and enjoy puttering around there. I did some volunteer board work for a small nonprofit last year. I'm starting a part-time masters program in the fall and getting myself ready for that new phase of my life - am excited about that. I also enjoy going to documentaries and lectures on current events and social and urban topics, as well as just eating and drinking with friends. I like walking and exploring, and would enjoy having someone to go on easy to moderate hikes with. I run, somewhat sporadically. What I’m attracted to and looking forIntelligence, humour, decency, and creativity are some of the characteristics I find most attractive. For a long-term relationship, shared values are a must. I’d like to meet someone who I can plot and plan and go on adventures with, and someone to eventually build and share a home with too.I’m often attracted to people who have stepped off conventional paths, as I feel I’ve done that myself – if we decide to meet, you can ask me about my goat-milking days. ;)I would really like to be in a committed long-term relationship again, but realize there’s no forcing that and no magic wands. Making new friends and having some adventures along the way would be great too, as would meeting some new dance partners. In looking for potential long-term partners, I’m interested in meeting others who feel like they’ve learned a few things from their previous relationships about themselves and about what it takes to make relationships work and last.–; SpearheadThe Head and the HeartBlue RodeoBilly Bragg &-limited is a good way to take the pressure off for a first meeting. Ideas for an actual date will probably be clearer after that, assuming we’re both interested.
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LaurenciaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I don't know what will happen next. Isn't that intriguing?I would like to meet someone special who is honest, genuine, charming, intelligent, funny and reliable.So, please drop me a line and let's see what destiny brings us.I still believe in my destiny... and you?“I'm someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love..." Let's just meet for a tea, or glass of wine....so there will be lots of laugh, good conversation and good company:) and if we discover that the universe has something other than friends in mind.....we can decide together what happens next...