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Aubri, 38

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About Me

I lost the Operating Manual for Spaceship Earth. Any chance you know how to fly this thing?Me? Well,... I love the Bay Area. I've tried to leave a few times, but I keep coming home. I'm an external processor. I'm sarcastic and snarky, but warm and loving too. I know how to laugh at my own insanity (not the clinical kind). So do arcades. I'm well traveled in the Americas but I've never been to Asia. I'm usually up for an adventure but I won't always be the ***'ve been known to geek out on old buildings and botanical gardens. I appreciate regular exercise. As for hobbies, I dance and write and run and laugh and camp and read and stare at the wall, sometimes. I like to eat and drink. I'm not a food snob, but I do like a nice meal out. I also like mac and cheese in bed. I love listening to music. I'm generally a glass-half-full kind of a gal who can handle her own in most situations. I try to remember that above every cloud is a bright blue sky.Do you enjoy laughing at ridiculousness, beer at a baseball game, sunny vacations, liberal banter, dirty jokes, and smart & sexy women? If so, we should meet up for a pint. brunch and good conversation followed by a pint at a dive bar?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

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