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Abiah, 38

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About Me

A little about me - I tend to have an extremely irreverent sense of humor. I can generally find the humor in most situations, have no problem laughing at myself and I enjoy making others laugh. I miss Southern hospitality and manners but you can't beat the weather in So Cal. I clean up pretty well but prefer jeans. I'm more of a beer than wine girl and sometimes even run to the store with no make-up and my hair in a pony tail. That being said, I promise I won't humiliate you at a formal function. I'm generally up for anything - evening out or quiet night in. I love to cook and entertain. I enjoy running and take Tae Kwon Do -I recently qualified for my brown belt. LOVE music and can listen to anything but really enjoy country. I'm the mother of two and love being a mom so that will always be a top priority. I share custody with their dad so scheduling is what it is. :) I'm keeping an open mind in terms of what I'm looking for but if I were to try and put it into a brief description, it would just be acceptance - Someone who cares about me for who I am, despite my flaws, while inspiring me to be a better person; though hysterically funny, brilliantly intelligent and reasonably attractive wouldn't hurt either. My faith is important to me and I'd like to meet someone with a similar outlook and commitment. But based on the short time I've been on this site, I have to say that I'm not particularly drawn to the shirtless, in-the-bathroom pics. I would hate to think you want to be with someone who's only into your abs. Hopefully, by the time I see you shirtless, I'm so taken by your wit, intelligence and innate kindness that I'm not so worried about your six-pack. PS you must have at least one friend who will *** of you which would eliminate the need for the ever popular mirror-in-a-public-restroom shot. Worst case scenario, you don't want to admit to your friends that you need a pic for a dating site, pretend to be a tourist and get a random stranger to *** when you're out and about. One last tip - saying you're looking for a relationship in your profile but including multiple pictures with bikini-clad chicks draped over you while partying sends a slightly different message. I guess that's enough for now but if you think we might have something in common, then I hope to hear from you soon. Of course, I'm making the assumption that you actually read all this....there's no shame in admitting that most of us don't make it past the pictures. :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I like to be healthy, stay active (bowling league and softball league), enjoy movies, shopping, going to the beach, and being around family and friends. I'm attracted to a confident man. A few other qualities I like are: active, intelligent, a non-smoker, and family-oriented. I like all types of music. Life is a wonderful ride, and I want to share it with one special person. I like to meet for a drink(s) on a first date.

  • Ernestine

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I'm looking for someone who knows how to laugh and have a good time. I'm tired of the games. Now I love to go and watch a good game! I like a man that take care of himself. I call my body type "average" due to the fact I'm no size freaking 2! I do workout however! LolI do have 2 beautiful girls. One is in college and the other is a senior this year in high school. I am however looking for someone that wants a relationship not a fling..Keep moving if that's not what you're looking for. :) Dinner and a ball game..:)

  • Bunny

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    ***Update *******If you have pictures of yourself with handfuls of money, the answer is no.*If you wear your pants around your thighs with your underwear showing, the answer is no.*If you have a "grill", the answer is no.*If you're bedazzled in "Bling", the answer is no.*If you can't spend a nanosecond typing out the whole word, the answer is no.The aforementioned things drive me INSANE and are not attractive in any way, shape, or form.Feel free to continue reading now.My headline is lyrics from one of my favorite bands. I have boobs, hips, an ass and a not so flat stomach. If you're looking for a stick, move it along.I have kids, 5 of em, they are my pride and joy, and yes, they all have the same father.I will not be referred to as a "Baby Momma".I am educated, smart, and confident.I've had many people ask me why I'm single. The answer is easy: my significant other of 13 years decided that the female he met online playing a *** a better option and moved out while I was at a friends house for the weekend and I came home to an empty house.I don't judge on looks, but there should be at least some mutual attraction. You could be the hottest guy on the face of earth and be a total douche. You could also be an average guy and be a total sweetheart.Being clingy is a MAJOR turnoff.Being to aggressive is also a turnoff.Don't play head games with me, I will play better.I like to read.I believe in socialized healthcare, however, I do not believe in Obamacare.I am pro-choice.I like roses, red ones.I LOVE music! My music preferences range from "Oh my god you HAVE to hear this" to "I know, please don't judge me"I have a witty sense of humor, which at times can be quite sarcastic. If your feelings are easily hurt, I'm not what you're looking for.I am equally proud when she wears a pink tutu and a black tank top with skulls on it.I laugh at inappropriate things.Duct tape fixes everything.Feet are gross, except baby feet, because everything on a baby is cute. I like tattoos and piercings. I have multiple body piercings and 6 tattoos.I would like to explore the darker side of myself with the right person.I like to laugh.I am mischievous.I like to have fun.I am bratty.I love coffee.I like to shoot pool, even though I'm not good at it.I make a pretty mean bowl of cereal.I have a love/hate relationship with tequila.If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll do it for you.I like to sing, although not necessarily well.I have bad breath when I wake up in the morning.I'm a nurse, I'm not easily offended.I've seen it, smelled it, changed it and been called it.I could tell you stories that would leave you in awe.I don't like it when people drive slow in the fast lane.I swear. A LOT. Don't judge.I am not a lover of sports. I could however overlook your love of sports.I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain.GRAMMAR COUNTS!! I will critique your message like an APA Nazi.I enjoy working out and being active.I am not a girly girl.My idea of camping involves a hotel room with a hot shower. I don't like "roughing" it.I like to fish, and yes, I can bait my own hook.Bucket list: skydiving, bungee jumping, visit Europe, buy a Harley and some fancy sports car that will not allow car seats.You will either love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.Flattery, ebonics and ghetto slang will get you nowhere with me.Starbucks and a slap on my ass *may* get you somewhere.Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.A few quotes/song lyrics that I like:"Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary"";"There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other""It is not enough to conquer, one must know how to seduce"~;I always behave, just not necessarily well""I am feisty and non-compliant""It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." ~Marquis de Sade"Every girl is a freak, it just takes the right guy to bring it out""Funny you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving""Ah, the night is callin'And it whispers to me softly, "Come and play"" Meh. I would prefer to avoid abandoned houses, dark alleys, ending up in a Hefty bag and anywhere else that may fall into the creepy category.

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