SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DodiOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hobbies! Hobbies. Hobbies?I make films. Bad films. Navel gazing episodes of obnoxious ennui that bore all who see them. Thankfully, the world is filled with very polite people whom I can foist my mediocrity upon.I write. Terrible poetry, horrible prose. Awful personal ads. It's a theme. Why be bad, when you can be terrible?I aspire to "good enough", but frequently plateau at "meh". I suppose I could say I dream of rainbows, jellybeans and fame, and I do. I'm riding a unicorn with a leprechaun as I type this. But why set the bar high, when you can set it at, oh I don't know, over there. And done. I excel at embarrassing myself, and will try to bring you down with me. I'm sarcastic and snarky, but willing to be a target as much as I am to target. I like to think I'm intelligent, but given my tendency to terrible choices, the evidence is piling up against me. All that futility comes with a silver lining, nay, a fuzzy edge, of gender-bending-awesomeness. I like music! Odds are I like your music. Unless you suck. In which case, why would I like your music? Silly questions...)FINALLY! I know. I'm totally almost, somewhat, roughly, not really, awesome, and you definitely, maybe, not so much, want to hang out with me. Which I totally get. I'm so there. I practically LIVE there. Seriously. It's my second home. Check out the patio... anyhoo... No couples. Please. Just stop. I know. Couples need love too. And I love you. From afar. VERY far. Separate rooms. Houses. Cities, even. Just think of it as distance making the heart grow fonder. And I'm very fond of how distant we are. So no more. There will be a test. First dates are a new thing for me. The online thing is a new experience. So let's go crazy!), dressup dates (where we dress up in costume, and speak in pirate accents), movie dates (where you go to a movie, silly), make-a-movie-dates (where we bring cameras and whimsy, and commit it to film, so that we can look at it later and wonder who the hell that date was with that one time you did that crazy necking shot in the middle of Queens Park), hot-chocolate-****ale dates (where we drink, as an excuse to alleviate inhibitions, lower expectations, and probably do something we'll likely regret!), drawing dates (where we re-enact that awesome scene from Titanic, except with much lower expectations). And scene!
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ConstanceOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Well hello!! Thank you for popping by! I hope you are having a great day so far...sending smiles your way!A little bit about myself: I am a single, down to earth, open- I believe in trying to live life to its fullest, I love to laugh until my tummy hurts, and make others do the same (but I am serious when I have to be), I believe in taking the time to cherish the people in my life, treasure the little things - life is too short!! =)I have a wide variety of interests and hobbies. A few little tidbits about myself to give you hopefully a glimpse of my little world *smile*:* I am very family oriented, which includes my amazing close circle of friends* I love music! It is food for my soul* I am an avid reader; I love to curl up with a good book* I am passionate about human rights and social justice* I love a hot cup of tea and good conversation* I love hugs, kisses and holding hands* I could happily spend hours in a museum or art gallery* I love and adore animals* I am a big film lover (too many to list...lol)* I enjoy going for walks and taking in the sights and sounds of the seasons* I find a good sense of humour very attractive* I love the sound and to watch rain and thundrstorms - I find it soothing...sexy even* I love black & white photographs* I like tattoos and piercings (but, you do not need to have any)*..it would be the sweet sprinkles on the sundae!!Please feel free to send me a message, say hello...tell me about yourself!Wishing you a beautiful day! :-D Overall, keeping things light, fun and easygoing; getting to know more about each other and hopefully share a few laughs.
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FlorineOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
hello im lookin for someone honest funny likes life ,likes to walk go to movies dancin i dont like lies i guess if you want to know the rest you have to talk with me cause im not good with the writtin better if you ask me question . on my first date we would go out to a nice resturant after go out dancin then we would come to my or your place to talk or what ever you want that would be my first date