SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DodiOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hobbies! Hobbies. Hobbies?I make films. Bad films. Navel gazing episodes of obnoxious ennui that bore all who see them. Thankfully, the world is filled with very polite people whom I can foist my mediocrity upon.I write. Terrible poetry, horrible prose. Awful personal ads. It's a theme. Why be bad, when you can be terrible?I aspire to "good enough", but frequently plateau at "meh". I suppose I could say I dream of rainbows, jellybeans and fame, and I do. I'm riding a unicorn with a leprechaun as I type this. But why set the bar high, when you can set it at, oh I don't know, over there. And done. I excel at embarrassing myself, and will try to bring you down with me. I'm sarcastic and snarky, but willing to be a target as much as I am to target. I like to think I'm intelligent, but given my tendency to terrible choices, the evidence is piling up against me. All that futility comes with a silver lining, nay, a fuzzy edge, of gender-bending-awesomeness. I like music! Odds are I like your music. Unless you suck. In which case, why would I like your music? Silly questions...)FINALLY! I know. I'm totally almost, somewhat, roughly, not really, awesome, and you definitely, maybe, not so much, want to hang out with me. Which I totally get. I'm so there. I practically LIVE there. Seriously. It's my second home. Check out the patio... anyhoo... No couples. Please. Just stop. I know. Couples need love too. And I love you. From afar. VERY far. Separate rooms. Houses. Cities, even. Just think of it as distance making the heart grow fonder. And I'm very fond of how distant we are. So no more. There will be a test. First dates are a new thing for me. The online thing is a new experience. So let's go crazy!), dressup dates (where we dress up in costume, and speak in pirate accents), movie dates (where you go to a movie, silly), make-a-movie-dates (where we bring cameras and whimsy, and commit it to film, so that we can look at it later and wonder who the hell that date was with that one time you did that crazy necking shot in the middle of Queens Park), hot-chocolate-****ale dates (where we drink, as an excuse to alleviate inhibitions, lower expectations, and probably do something we'll likely regret!), drawing dates (where we re-enact that awesome scene from Titanic, except with much lower expectations). And scene!
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BeatrizOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
i am 37 year old female les i am average build short brown hair with some blond high lights in it i have the biggest heart around i am not in to games or cheating etc i am very romantic and very loving love to watch movies and listen to music and dance i love to cook and bakei just looking for my soul mate there is more about me send me a message I will answer the questions u may have plus I will have some for u.. I love to go camping fishing and in my canoe in the summer swimming I love scary movies and action scfi I love dance music and old music back in the 80.. when I am with someone I am with them ***percent. .. I am very healthy other then the fact I was told I have multiple sclerosis but other then that I am very healthy and looking for my soul mate who will love me for me not judge me.... I will say one thing don't talk to me if your a gamer I not in to that already had one on here do that said she don't do it but haha she is so a gamer a nice cooked dinner with a nice friendly chat with some nice soft music playing and then after go for a nice walk down near the water under the stars and then hoping to end the night with i cant wait to see you again
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KyndalOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Let's see, I am in the middle of changing my life around from being a follower to a doer. Wanted to make all these changes with someone cheering me on. I am hugely into movies and tv episodes, although I do not watch tv. (don't like the commercials) I love to travel, and want to see the 7 wonders of the world (someday). Hopefully someone would want to come with me. I'm really into hanging out and chillaxing, but need a challenge in my life too. i love to walk, going to the gym is a fast growing thing with me. LOVE ammusment park rides. I'll leave it open.