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Dodi, 39
United States, Georgia, Hogansville

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About Me

Hobbies! Hobbies. Hobbies?I make films. Bad films. Navel gazing episodes of obnoxious ennui that bore all who see them. Thankfully, the world is filled with very polite people whom I can foist my mediocrity upon.I write. Terrible poetry, horrible prose. Awful personal ads. It's a theme. Why be bad, when you can be terrible?I aspire to "good enough", but frequently plateau at "meh". I suppose I could say I dream of rainbows, jellybeans and fame, and I do. I'm riding a unicorn with a leprechaun as I type this. But why set the bar high, when you can set it at, oh I don't know, over there. And done. I excel at embarrassing myself, and will try to bring you down with me. I'm sarcastic and snarky, but willing to be a target as much as I am to target. I like to think I'm intelligent, but given my tendency to terrible choices, the evidence is piling up against me. All that futility comes with a silver lining, nay, a fuzzy edge, of gender-bending-awesomeness. I like music! Odds are I like your music. Unless you suck. In which case, why would I like your music? Silly questions...)FINALLY! I know. I'm totally almost, somewhat, roughly, not really, awesome, and you definitely, maybe, not so much, want to hang out with me. Which I totally get. I'm so there. I practically LIVE there. Seriously. It's my second home. Check out the patio... anyhoo... No couples. Please. Just stop. I know. Couples need love too. And I love you. From afar. VERY far. Separate rooms. Houses. Cities, even. Just think of it as distance making the heart grow fonder. And I'm very fond of how distant we are. So no more. There will be a test. First dates are a new thing for me. The online thing is a new experience. So let's go crazy!), dressup dates (where we dress up in costume, and speak in pirate accents), movie dates (where you go to a movie, silly), make-a-movie-dates (where we bring cameras and whimsy, and commit it to film, so that we can look at it later and wonder who the hell that date was with that one time you did that crazy necking shot in the middle of Queens Park), hot-chocolate-****ale dates (where we drink, as an excuse to alleviate inhibitions, lower expectations, and probably do something we'll likely regret!), drawing dates (where we re-enact that awesome scene from Titanic, except with much lower expectations). And scene!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Punk Caribbean Greek Vietnamese Adventure Comedy Romance
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