SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Stephen
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
% chance he will be wearing tights) but rather someone that's going to start out as my friend.. Im emotionally ready....are you.I am not looking to buffet style date ( you know a little of everything on one plate...half of which you have no intention of touching but it looked good at one time) but rather i'd like a partner in crime to see the world with and enjoy life and each other. I am hopeless romantic.. Most importantly you have to have a good sence of humor dipped in a little bit of sarcasm. If you can make me laugh...i am yours..Intelligence is a HUGE turn on!!! I love when you know a little about everything and you want to show me the world. ..even if its usless information. Oh, and if you can kill bugs and fix things.....BONUS A few key notes: -Please ...English should be your first lanuage....or your best -I am 5'5..and i am not giving up my high heels anytime soon...so please don't be a Keebler Elf.-I really do not need to see you posing next to a huge dead fish or animal...(us girls do not like that unless its rolled up next to wasabi) -...-I am a girly girl.and i take care of myself. grooming should be a priority in your life - If the bulk of your pictures consist of you making a duck face in the mirror at the gym or in your bathroom..most likely you have a fan club..in which you may be the only member -Please have a profile picture. If you do not in the age of the smartphone I will automatically assume ...A.. you have something to hide OR....B. there is a good chance I could end up in a freezer in your basement. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PIC...YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF SEEING JESUS THEN ME TALKING TO YOU....just saying-If you are looking for a "piece" you have the wrong gal! I love the beach, being outdoors, long drives to nowhere, camping, walks in the park, good wine deep conversations, stinky cheese,hand holding and spooning .. i know its random. PLEASE BE 33 AND OVER! I DO NOT TRAVEL DOWN COUGARTOWN HIGHWAY!!!!!!!I have it all together and i am just missing the right person to share it with ......is that you?.some place public. If you are as boring as watching paint dry or laundry in the dryer...move on to the next chick please.
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Lashandra
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I"m a great person really i leave my door open to any one just tired of the liers and cheaters i love waking up to coffee in the morning and the hey hows your day.Could one have a job not be an ass and have a conversation wow hard I"ve been called rude and shallow rude yes i speak my mind but shallow no yes I"m short but really i have heels hello.I'm a full time mom of three i also work full time plus a part time student so that dosn"t allow me alot of time to jump when a man says jump not that i would unless it was jump rope but id break a hip i did blow my ACL playing the WII with teens(i did win of course)!!my smart mouth tends to get me in trouble shocking i know!! life is way to short one might as well laugh and enjoy the ride while were on it! if one were to ask my brother in law who my brother was he'd say Will Ferrell I'm sorry i just don't see it yes I'm funny as hell so i'd say but not as hairly. lol i just ask for honesty and respect if one cant find that then please dont bother i got this dating thing figured out don't give a man flowers I thought about switching teams but with my damn luck I'd end up with a lazy women that sets around on the couch all day lol a great cup of coffee or truck pull or hockey would be a great startergoing up north to buddy hollys crash site freaky but i love him and all that was lost that winter night
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Lean
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I keep a smile on my face! And I try not to take things too serious, life is too short not to enjoy it. I love to do anything that requires laugh and fun. Look for people who can enjoy their lived and don’t mourn much.