SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ofelia
Online
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Blah blah blah...u wanna know..hit me.up...DONT *** u have 1 photo on here ... WTF is the point in that? You will be removed trust me!! Yea u dont see me writing the same common boring stuff we all talk about in our "about me" section right here.. Whats the point? Your gonna ask me in an *** why take the time to write down everything if im going to have to tell you in an *** ask the common questions... So what do you like in a guy? OR heyy so uh what do you do for fun?? And i say to myself wow didnt i just take the time to write all that in the section you over looked? so go ahead and ask me the boring questions so commonly asked in the *** to write me !! its better than repeating myself.. or what i can do is write it all and when asked .. say refer to my profile.. BUT then you guys wont know how to really spark up a conversation lol so lets just save the boring part for the conversation we may or may not have in an *** then HOPEFULLY once we are passed all the boring and tired questions i get asked.. things will get better from there!!!
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Affton
Online
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I would like to meet someone of a similar mindset, of course that means good sense of humor and blah blah blah.I am not ready to jump into a relationship but I would like to get to know someone and see where it goes. If you are a conservative man you will not like the cut of my jib. If you are a man that is extremely religious , it will not work. If you like wearing skinny jeans or rap star like baggy pants and flat brimmed baseball hats I will not like you. I do like tattoos and open minded creative people. I am just stating what I like and do not like so you do not waste your time with me. I do not want to date someone that lives in his mom's basement. It is important that you are employed. Do not bother messaging me if you want to tell me I am shallow, I do not care what you think. I like what I like and sending me a message will not change my mind if I'm not attracted to you. I put my body type down as average, I assure you I'm not morbidly obese, I weigh ***pounds. Ha......Okaaaaaay.....My ideal first date would entail me NOT getting chopped up into pieces and put in an ice cube tray. I changed my intent to I want a relationship because I am not into one night thingies at all.
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Ali
Online
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Update** I don't want booty calls, friends with benefits, or to exchange naked pics....just want to meet good people that make me laugh, mutual attraction and see what happens....I'm old school I want to be courted**I enjoy live music, laughing, art, and good wine. I am easy going try to stay happy go luckyI can be an ***hole of the grandest kindI can withhold like it's going out of styleI can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyoneWho is as negative as I am sometimesI am the wisest woman you've ever metI am the kindest soul with whom you've connectedI have the bravest heart that you've ever seen and you've never met anyoneWho is as positive as I am sometimesYou see everything you see every partYou see all my light and you love my darkYou dig everything of which I'm ashamedThere's not anything to which you can't relateAnd you're still hereI blame everyone else and not my own partakingMy passive aggressive-ness can be devastatingI'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyoneWho is as closed down as I am sometimesYou see everything you see every partYou see all my light and you love my darkYou dig everything of which I'm ashamedThere's not anything to which you can't relateAnd you're still hereWhat I resist persists and speaks louder than I knowWhat I resist you love no matter how low or high I goI am the funniest woman that you've ever knownI am the dullest woman that you've ever knownI'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known and you've never met anyoneWho is as everything as I am sometimesYou see everything you see every partYou see all my light and you love my darkYou dig everything of which I'm ashamedThere's not anything to which you can't relateAnd you're still here ~~~ Alanis Morrisette First date? It's fall so apple picking or somewhere that has octoberfest on tap?!