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About Me

I used to have a very normal profile but I decided to change it up a little. I'm sure this profile will result in a lot of hate mail! Should you decide to send me hate mail, please make use of the spell check option. it's irritating when one is *** stupid. r, u, 2, 4 are not words. Get a predictive key board, it'll turn those into words for you. Yes technology can make you appear smart as well.Also if you try to hurt my feelings you're most likely sh*t out of luck!! try to be creative if you want to insult me .If you feel any of this is directed at you, you're absolutely wrong, i don't know you and i don't care about you. no the world does not revolve around you! Don't message me and tell me you're the doctor of love, you're not. nor do you have a phd in street smarts, whatever the hell that means. Just because you went to the gym once in your life doesn't mean you have an athletic body type. some of you should keep your shirts on. 5'5" is not the new 6'ok while you love to laugh, you also love to breathe.... What? I thought we were stating the obviousIf you seriously think that I will drop everything and have sex with you, just because you ask, you're clearly insane. If you find the phrase "open for casual sex" anywhere on my profile, let me know!! If you think it's reasonable for a woman to leave her house in the middle of the night to have sex with a complete stranger you need psychological help. If you know women who engage in that they need more psychological help, while you're at the doctors get checked for stds. If you send me a picture of your penis I didn't ask for, expect me to give you my honest opinion. It might not be flattering. my phone is huge, last time I got an unexpected picture I was in line at the movies, 15 people behind me also got to see it in HD.. good times were had by all. Don't get upset if you message us and we already have plans for that night or that weekend. yes I'd also like to think guys just sit around waiting for me. Unfortunately that has never happened. someone tell me please, what makes you think that if I don't reply to your first 5 messages, I would reply to the 10th or 15th ? at that point resort to chloroform if all of your pics are group shots I'm most likely going to assume you're the cutest one when more often than not you're the unfortunate one in the back ground.what's with the pictures of guys with other women? it doesn't make us think you're more attractive because other women find you attractive. it makes us think there's a lot of women in your life. if you're in your 20s it's ok to live in your mom's basement, but if you're over 30 you should reconsider your life choices. If you're in your 20s I'm not interested in you. age is more than just a number. it's a state of mind and a different place in life. but still, I'm not interested! i might make you a sandwich tho. if your profile is filled with bitterness over how other women have wronged you, you might not be ready to date. bitterness is the most unattractive trait anyone can have. it affects you on a molecular level and it seeps into every aspect of your life. we all have baggage, deal with it.Most women dont consider 'nice t*ts' a compliment and I don't expect many of them to respond. If they do they have psychological issues like low self esteem. good luck if they end up stalking you.If a girl sends you naked pics immediately or has sex with you right away she does it to every guy. no you're not special.. she's probably just easy. . again, good luck with the stalking. respect goes a long way. if a girl says she doesn't want to send you pictures or have casual sex with you accept it. move on, there's apparently a lot of easy women on here. also be honest about your motives. let us make the decision of what to do. lies will get you in more trouble than they're worth... again. with the stalking.... if someone doesn't reply to you, they're probably not interested and may not want to string you along. don't get upset or offended. not everyone finds us attractive. surprisingly not everyone finds me attractive. more guys don't than do. even though my mom used to tell me I was attractive.. we're going to find out if you're married and lie about it, if you feed a woman a line of Bs she's going to find out the truth, count on it! if you're living in the same house as your spouse, you're not separated.why do some of you misspell your profession?most of you think the next person will be better than the one they're talking to. It's ok tho, because the person you're talking to probably thinks the same!once you find out what I do for a living don't ask or invite yourself to my job. it's my job. do you want me to come to yours? presumably not. . what's with the pictures of the ocean? we're living on an island, it seems redundant.if you don't have a picture i'm not interested. you don't have a special job that requires you hide your pic. describing your good looks to me.... Why do you message a woman?most certainly not because of her sparkling personality , "hey that chick is ugly but let me message her anyway bc she seems like she has a great personality " has said NO GUY EVERalso I feel the need to answer a completely pointless question that everyone seems to ask, yes this is absolutely my natural hair color, all 5 different shades you see in my pictures. Next week it'll be a different natural shade of red!recently the question on everyone's mind seems to be the color of my pubic hair, it's a lovely shade of f*ck off. why would anyone message anyone who lives in another state? impractical. .. if it works out will you move? the few who actually read all of this will think i'm a bitter man hating hag. far from it, these are just random observations. Dont complain to me about other women, I dont know what they do and I don't care. I can only speak for myself!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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