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About Me

First off, thank you for being part of the 3% that actually reads the profile. I don't blame ya, of course, I can barely make it past the height...I was tempted to cut and paste an old middle school essay on Stonehenge (with photo of my brownie reconstruction), but I have some time to kill before spin class. I'm often told I have a "guy" mentality on things. And by that, I mean, I pee standing up. I kid! I kid! I appreciate dirty humor and am drawn toward the elusive combination of**** yet chivalrous. Self confidence is hot. So are good triceps.Although I am extremely open-minded, I will not date civil re-enactors, bad tippers, bad spellers, and people who use the words "irregardless" and "supposably." You must also pass the escalator test, assuming you are one of the lucky that make it that far.....), but have traveled extensively around the country with my previous career as an archaeologist (no, I didn't dig dinosaurs, yes, I have a whip). I still have the wanderlust, so an adventurous spirit is a must! I firmly believe that a first meeting should be temporally short, with the option of extension. Time is valuable and if a connection isn't there, then I'd rather not waste my time. Unless you're taking me to Alinea. Then I'll deal with the fact you look nothing like your photos. Kidding. Kind of.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Phillipa

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Definitely your type if you\'re looking for something serious. If you\'re really cute and awesome, hit me up and I\'ll take it. Interested in people with good sense of humor and capable of having fun.

  • Treena

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Hello, Thank you for taking the time to check out my profile. I do appreciate your time and hope you will find something about my profile interesting.I am a single mom with a daughter that I take pride in being a good role model for her. Please understand I am a lady and please treat me that way. Any inappropriate questions or comments will not be answered. Have some class and I don’t tolerate that behavior from someone I don’t know.I work a lot, please don’t tell anyone, I work too much because it keeps my mind off not having someone to share the free time I would have.I am a very giving, honest, caring, patient, and sensual person…everyone has their limits though. I don’t like selfish or self centered people in my life, had that in my life and that did not work.My daughter and I have been through a lot in the past 2 years. I had a horrible medical situation and went blind. Miracles do happen and after 5 surgeries, I am almost good as new. It was an impressive process to be in a research and experimental program that is now saving the sight of children. I owe my life to God and the surgeon that took a chance to give me my life back. Through this process, I found out what my family and some friends were about. It was extremely sad. And very sad to say good bye to those people during that trying time. (Again, not into selfish and self centered people).My daughter and I do a lot of traveling, gardening, pool in the summer, and of course maintaining our animals. We have built a very full life..I am just missing that one piece…someone for me to spend time with.Hope it may be you!Please understand that I am a woman of God and I am on here for dating purposes and to hopefully find some new friends...maybe more.I am not looking for someone to text, no ***, no games.Only connect if you are interested to get to know one another!Hopefully we can meet soon!

  • Kathleen

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Why write these yourself when your friends know you the best? After all, I can say all I want about myself to dress this (awesome) package up, but it's what others notice that is the key... Here's a few lines a great - and objective - friend fired off:"Urban achiever who enjoys cooking and immature adult cartoons seeks funny laid-back drinking buddy with a full-time job."I took slight offense at the "achiever" part, because - I don't see myself as one; I'm not particularly ambitious, but I do enjoy the life I have made for myself. Another, variation on the theme:"Laid-"A bit closer. Though, I'm noting a theme with "drinking." Oh, and add to that "enjoys bowling" (I'm in a Sunday night league with my dad).One more effort:"East coast transplant seeks funny man to enjoy the city, sports, and #" (She means The Flying Saucer.)Again, what with the drinking thing? Regarding the 'east coast' thing... My soul is still there, as is a good deal of my personality. I do miss it.Do I like music? Yes, but I'm no audiophile. I listen mostly for the mood, when the mood strikes, and often don't catch on to lyrics until many years later, making a fool of myself in the meantime. Why am I unique? (See how I'm answering all the questions? Such a good girl..) I'm unique because I have no kids, am damn sexy, and don't feel the need to be something other than who I am. I don't know yet exactly what I want, but I know that I am NOT looking to jump into a long-term relationship straight off. I want to figure it out as I go, knowing that when it's right, it's right. When it's not? Well, maybe we can be friends. If not, that's okay too.If I haven't completely put you off, feel free to shoot me a line, if only to hang out and see what happens. A first date should neither feel like a job interview, nor should it reek of desperation. Let's just meet. Go to coffee, or a casual dinner. Sure, I like to get gussied up every now and then, but that's not how people - at least not me - live every day. It's important to show who you really are, not hide behind some idea of what a perfect impression is. Everyone has their faults, and everyone is super-critical of themselves. Just meet, and have fun. No pressure.

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