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Tessa, 37

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About Me

Okay... I never thought I'd be back on this site. lol...Funny how life works sometimes. Anyways, here I am- Take It or Leave It! :)Hmmm.... about me. Well I'm a genetic hybrid of half Italian & half red-neck. ( Soooo...Don't make me mad, or you'll be in trouble! -Just Joking). Anyways, I love to make people laugh & I try to have fun no matter where I'm at. ...And I'm irresistibly cute if you haven't noticed. ;) I'm also completely spastically hyper in a good way! I obviously love to talk too, so if you're looking for a Quiet girl... please move along now. Lmao. BTW....I'm extremely Affectionate & should come with a Warning Label! Rarrrrr! ;***word to honestly describe my personality is FIRECRACKER cuz I'm like Boom Boom Pow! Sooooo, if I've not scared you off yet & you're into explosives... please read on... :)What am I doing with my life??? Well... I'm a successful Benefit Investment Consultant for a nationally chartered trust company. I implement investment portfolios for mostly mid-sized to large company ***k) & ***b) retirement plans. I make sure the plans operate smoothly & are compliant with ERISA & DOL regulations...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are ya still awake??? lol. I like to think I'm NERD HOT! ;) I love my job. But life is not all about work. I like to play too! Speaking of playing... I am a classical musician & play cello. I have all kinds of talents!! ;) I am also currently "Workin' on My Fitness", and would love to meet someone who shared the same goals for a healthier lifestyle & bringing Sexy back...;)First things people notice about me... That I can't shut up! lol. Joking kinda... Anyways---Well I guess Appearance wise,...; pretty long brown hair. (I also have other attributes I can't mention... I'm blessed! lol).. Personality wise: I am Craaaazzzzy and love to joke around. I am both witty & sarcastic.You should message me as long as you are a Normal, Non-Creepy guy with a job..... Oh, one more thing....... Please, do not waste my time. LolTtyl. ;) I'm up for anything... Dinner is always nice ... But I'll leave this one up to you to plan! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Adrianah

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Im kind of looking around on here. Obviously haven't had very good luck in the traditional way of starting relationships. Im being vague but I figure if you want to know something ask. Honesty is key and not taking everything so seriously. If you have pics with your shirt off don't bother or if you're standing in a mirror taking a shot of yourself skip me :) I love anything you can do outside. A Good sense of humor will take you a long way in love and life. The single biggest indication for relationship failure is not being who you are this insites dishonesty and prohibits getting to know eachother for real.

  • Jessika

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Im very easy going. i have never met anyone i couldnt talk to. people person i guess lol i have a big heart and luv doing for others.?my son is 20 and my daughter is 12. They both make my heart smile I Luv them both more than life. Well this is me and I want to be swept off my feet, a smile I can't rid of,and I want to laugh alot just have fun and conversation ?? I'm not a dinner and movie kind of person. I'm not really picky. As long as there is good conversation, lots of fun and laughter. But I'm up for anything from mudding to a moon lit dinner. I'm not hard to plz as long as there is respect and compassion and honesty. Even fishing wld be great lol. Just make me laugh and it doesn't where we go. ??

  • Tony

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am a single mom with two kids. My son is 12 and my daughter is 9. My Grandma lives with us and i take care of her. I hate putting her in a home so i will take care of her as long as i can. I am easy going and willing to try new things. I love doing things outdoors, even a little mechanic work and even just sitting at home watching movies. I love to talk and I'm a good listener. I am a simple, average woman. I am not rich and I live in an older house. I do the best I can to take care of my kids and grandma. Material things are not important to me. My family and friends are my life. Having fun is good too. My kids are big into sports so I love going to games. I love camping, fishing, racing, monster trucks and just about everything outdoorsy. I am hoping to find a friend who will like me for me and maybe develop into something stronger. Just have to see what happens. I hope I didn't scare anyone off, lol. Also, if you are looking just for a good time, don't bother trying to get to know me. I'm tired of men only wanting to talk to me because they want sex. I'm not that way! I'm just looking for a friend and maybe something more later on. I'm looking for honesty, respect, and my kids and grandma come first, so if that bothers anyone, I'm sorry!! Take the time to get to know me, that's the important thing. Slow and steady!

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