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Tessa, 37

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About Me

Okay... I never thought I'd be back on this site. lol...Funny how life works sometimes. Anyways, here I am- Take It or Leave It! :)Hmmm.... about me. Well I'm a genetic hybrid of half Italian & half red-neck. ( Soooo...Don't make me mad, or you'll be in trouble! -Just Joking). Anyways, I love to make people laugh & I try to have fun no matter where I'm at. ...And I'm irresistibly cute if you haven't noticed. ;) I'm also completely spastically hyper in a good way! I obviously love to talk too, so if you're looking for a Quiet girl... please move along now. Lmao. BTW....I'm extremely Affectionate & should come with a Warning Label! Rarrrrr! ;***word to honestly describe my personality is FIRECRACKER cuz I'm like Boom Boom Pow! Sooooo, if I've not scared you off yet & you're into explosives... please read on... :)What am I doing with my life??? Well... I'm a successful Benefit Investment Consultant for a nationally chartered trust company. I implement investment portfolios for mostly mid-sized to large company ***k) & ***b) retirement plans. I make sure the plans operate smoothly & are compliant with ERISA & DOL regulations...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are ya still awake??? lol. I like to think I'm NERD HOT! ;) I love my job. But life is not all about work. I like to play too! Speaking of playing... I am a classical musician & play cello. I have all kinds of talents!! ;) I am also currently "Workin' on My Fitness", and would love to meet someone who shared the same goals for a healthier lifestyle & bringing Sexy back...;)First things people notice about me... That I can't shut up! lol. Joking kinda... Anyways---Well I guess Appearance wise,...; pretty long brown hair. (I also have other attributes I can't mention... I'm blessed! lol).. Personality wise: I am Craaaazzzzy and love to joke around. I am both witty & sarcastic.You should message me as long as you are a Normal, Non-Creepy guy with a job..... Oh, one more thing....... Please, do not waste my time. LolTtyl. ;) I'm up for anything... Dinner is always nice ... But I'll leave this one up to you to plan! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gearldine

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I know who I am and I know what I want. It's not always necessarily what I need or the best thing for me, but that's what makes it interesting. I love to laugh and have no problem laughing at myself. I love the simple things in life and don't consider myself a very interesting person, but I'll let you be the judge of that. I'm a fantastic cook and love cooking for a man who likes to eat. I immensely enjoy reading books of all genres and I love movies that make me laugh. I believe in treating all people with kindness and respect. A friendly smile and a kind word goes a long way. I've learned and earned some hard lessons in life when it comes to dating, relationships and marriage, but I don't let the past cloud my hopes for a happy future with the right man. I adore my 2 daughters and no one comes before them in my life. They are beautiful and truly a gift from God. They are not baggage and I will not tolerate them being referred to as such. I love spending time with family (I've got a big one) and being around people who really know me and not have to worry about being "proper" ...just being me. I'm a very sarcastic person and like someone who can dish it back to me. I also know when to put a lid on it and not hurt someone's feelings who might not get my sense of humor. A world without music is incomprehensible to me...it's one of my passions. From ***'s to present day rock, country, blues, pop,dance, rap and even classical...there's a song out there for every moment of your lifeI am completely free of all drama in my life. I handle whatever situations come up at the time they arise and don't drag them around for extended periods of time. I whole heartedly believe in old fashion romance. The sexiest thing in the world to me is that moment in time that seems to stand still when a guy raises his hand to touch your face right before he brushes his lips across yours for the very first time. I haven't dated anyone for 8 months so I'm gonna be nervous no matter what we do.

  • Abigil

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    About me: I am a good woman looking for a man who will treat me right and appreciate me for who I am. I'm cute but not model hot and I'm ok with that I like who I am. Family and friends are very important to me. I work and support myself. I like to have fun and love to laugh.

  • Nyla

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a single mom of an awesome little boy. I love to go hunting and fishing. When I have time love riding my horse. I listen to all kinds if music but my favorite is red dirty. Up for most anything

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