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Tessa, 37

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About Me

Okay... I never thought I'd be back on this site. lol...Funny how life works sometimes. Anyways, here I am- Take It or Leave It! :)Hmmm.... about me. Well I'm a genetic hybrid of half Italian & half red-neck. ( Soooo...Don't make me mad, or you'll be in trouble! -Just Joking). Anyways, I love to make people laugh & I try to have fun no matter where I'm at. ...And I'm irresistibly cute if you haven't noticed. ;) I'm also completely spastically hyper in a good way! I obviously love to talk too, so if you're looking for a Quiet girl... please move along now. Lmao. BTW....I'm extremely Affectionate & should come with a Warning Label! Rarrrrr! ;***word to honestly describe my personality is FIRECRACKER cuz I'm like Boom Boom Pow! Sooooo, if I've not scared you off yet & you're into explosives... please read on... :)What am I doing with my life??? Well... I'm a successful Benefit Investment Consultant for a nationally chartered trust company. I implement investment portfolios for mostly mid-sized to large company ***k) & ***b) retirement plans. I make sure the plans operate smoothly & are compliant with ERISA & DOL regulations...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are ya still awake??? lol. I like to think I'm NERD HOT! ;) I love my job. But life is not all about work. I like to play too! Speaking of playing... I am a classical musician & play cello. I have all kinds of talents!! ;) I am also currently "Workin' on My Fitness", and would love to meet someone who shared the same goals for a healthier lifestyle & bringing Sexy back...;)First things people notice about me... That I can't shut up! lol. Joking kinda... Anyways---Well I guess Appearance wise,...; pretty long brown hair. (I also have other attributes I can't mention... I'm blessed! lol).. Personality wise: I am Craaaazzzzy and love to joke around. I am both witty & sarcastic.You should message me as long as you are a Normal, Non-Creepy guy with a job..... Oh, one more thing....... Please, do not waste my time. LolTtyl. ;) I'm up for anything... Dinner is always nice ... But I'll leave this one up to you to plan! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tirzah

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I never really know what to say to turn a head. Here is my effort.I'm not looking for a hook up, or some extreme encounter on the first date. (oh yes.. i've been asked.. the answer there is no.. but it does make for a good story or 3.)I"m a busy girl. I work 2 jobs but I do have free time more than you think.. By the way the main job is 2nd shift. If you can't handle me not being around every night, then sorry. That's not changing anytime soon. In my business 2nd shift is the prime shift and I've always been on it. What do I like to do? I like to go to fairs, festivals, movies, and oddly small track racing. (oh yes.. i said it). I actually like most sports. Sorry Tarheels.. the Cats will always have me. I read books, I bake for old people, and I'm trying to grow a few house plants. I take care of 3 cats.. I got them in the divorce. They are not normal cats all 3 of them have some issue, but they are my kids. I pay the mortgage for them.I have my own townhouse, my own car, I fix things myself, but i hate killing bugs. I need a bug squasher. I had to kill a snake once I thought I might just die. I really don't want to do that again. (things that don't have spines creep me out)So no.. i'm not looking for someone to save me. To compliment me, and fill the void that is lonely in my life is what I'm looking for. I'm usually in a good mood and wear my moods on my face, so you will know which way the wind blows. If i'm in a pissy mood don't worry it will pass soon. I don't like to dwell on negative. well if any of this sounds good to you message me. if not.. thanks for reading and good luck! First dates are auditions. Don't kid yourself, you are judging me and I'm probably judging you.. So keep it simple and go from there!

  • Jesse

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Seperated after20 years.. just looking for someone cool to hang out with jave fun and see what happens.if goes any further i guarantee you wont be disappointed. I treat my man ling a king in the sane respect i want to be treated lile a princess. You get what you give rigjt?? Please no married men been there donethat and learned from mistakes. I am very intellegent and promise i can spell. Trying to update in my phone so sorry for the typos. Want to know anything just ask New to the whole "dating" aspect of lufe dinner or drinks somewhere we can talk and not habe to scream to hear each other. Im real easy going enjoy the simple life.Dont need fancy and expensive. Quality time means so much more..

  • Emerald

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    This best sums me up!!! My favorite quote:I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. -Marilyn MonroeFavorite things in life...... Bon fires, pick up trucks, three wheelers on a dirt road or a muddy path, and the sound of crickets from the back porch!!

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