Larry, 30
Online
About Me
*I have my stuff together...I have my own place, I have a car, a job and my own money...I will not pay for you, pick you up or drive you places...seriously if you don't have your life together then why are you trying to date, stop depending on others to do things for you, get yourself together before bringing someone else in to your life!*I'm 30 and I'm a mother, my kids are my world. I don't mix my social/dating life with my kids/family life, its a rule and boundaries I set when they were born, so unfortunately I don't get a lot of free time (but can make it happen), this is a reason why I'm still single, but my children don't need to see me as anything other than Mom...but if I like you and you're around for a decent amount of time then that will change. Oh and if you don't like children, I'm the wrong woman for you! lol I know that my profile says I'm a bbw...but most would describe me as average-ish, I'm just very tall and thick, and I guess that makes me "fat" lol... I'm in the process of losing weight and in the last year I have lost 50 lbs - its hard work, but I am committed to my goals.I like to keep things as simple as possible in my life, don't mistake that as being simple minded, I'm FAR from it! If I come across a problem I do what I can to fix it and I move on. I refuse to dwell on things I have no control over - that's just unwanted stress and drama. I enjoy the simple things in life, actions always speak louder than words in my book, I am just a big kid at heart, I tend to get overly excited over "dumb" things that most people wouldn't, but its a great way to live, no expectations. I'm extremely witty, sarcastic and silly, I've been known to act like a fool for a laugh from either my kids or my friends. I'm considered the "wild one" out of the people I know, and before you flip out about the "WILD" comment I've grown up quite a bit in the last couple years but sometimes its necessary to let loose I'm just not shy, I'm spontaneous, free spirited and open-mined.I can guarantee I'm not like any other woman you've ever met (yes you've heard it before, but THIS time its true ;) I can back it up!). I'm confident, independent, loyal, faithful, caring, honest, open minded, spontaneous, a little nerdy ;) (but a cool nerd! not all the time!) passionate, intense, reliable, responsible and respectful. I do not tolerate lying, cheating, disrespectful, mean, selfish, shady people (see I didn't put just MEN down, women do it too). I'm not a pushover and I speak my mind. there is no guessing with me, no games, lies... I'm NOT going to put down NO drama, cuz anyone who says they have no drama/or doesn't want someone with drama is retarded! Everyone has drama, its how much and to what extent that drama is, to be considered a deal breaker......so yes I have drama, but I'm a big girl, I handle my own problems and if I'm spending time with you, its a great way to a escape for few hours... I'm actually a fairly private person, I have no problem sharing with you if I can trust you, but I don't need someone to hold my hand.I'm a very happy woman, I've worked hard to get where I am and I'm looking for someone who has done the same in their life. I dont play games or have time for them. I know who I am, what I want and what I dont want and if you care to know then you should *** will do my best to respond to everyone :) *I DO look like my pics, they are NOT Photoshopped! ...but please understand I don't do my makeup everyday, I'm not high maintenance - I guess I just have that look?*I'm not a professional makeup artist, I will go back to school for it one day but everything I know is self taught. Every now and then I do makeup for weddings, bachelorette parties, concerts, etc.*I receive quite a bit of 'hate' mail on here, its ridiculous and unnecessary...1. If you have nothing more to say in an *** "hi, you're hot" I'm not going to reply back to that.2. If you send me an *** for sex, seriously go find a whore on the street, I'll say no, call you a pathetic loser and then you'll get angry and call me fat and then tell me you didn't want me anyway.... seriously? hahaha lol its so amusing to get those *** hate mail is really funny, I can't help who I'm attracted to or who I'm not, just like anyone else, so if you get rejected, take it like a man, don't turn around and send an ***'m fat and ugly cuz you had your ego hurt!I'm not putting all of this here to make myself sound better or self centered cuz I'm far from it, I'm just tired of the stupid *** recieve haha its a waste of time, you have no control over anyone else, how they will react, who they do and dont find attractive, so *** making the world a more hateful place, just let it go and move on...there really are more fish in the sea ;)
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Other
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Body type
Curvy
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Height
5'9"
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Eye color
Brown
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
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