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Carissa, 26

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About Me

uh... . If you can't spell and you know it...clap your hands =) ...No frauds, liars, phonies or fakes. If you don't like yourself enough to act like the real you, then I don't want to know the real you OR the fake you..If you look like an audience member from ***and park...or you're a sick twisted pervert don't waste your time... EHHH...any beast could look good with sunglasses on. =) Absolutely nooo bottom feeders** NO THUG LIFE TATTOOS (LMAO), NECK TATTOOS, OR HAND TATTOOSJerseys are played out...(do I even have to say this?..then you might just be way too cool for me......(some random stuff about me)* whenever I'm driving, if I look into someone else's car I always catch someone picking their nose..* I fall UP the stairs * I never ask for help until I'm 100% sure I can't do something myself. For example: if I need something from the top cabinet I'm pretty resourceful in finding things to stand on so that I can reach, such as a step stool on top of a chair on top of your Xbox. * I work hard so I can play hard* I travel as much as I can * I am completely addicted to my family * I do dammaaggeeee when I go shopping* If I don't answer you, please don't stalk my life..I'm just not trying to waste my time or yours...me just saying hi back WAS me being courteous. * I have to put this, cause I'm sick of you people saying I'm superficial because of what's written up there...It's me being sort of sarcastic..meaning I don't really like those things but I don't HATE people if they do like em...so get over it =) ALSO, Don't message if: You look like skeletor, or any other villain....(Google "little head guy from beetle juice" and click images..... )You smell like an ashtray

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Treasa

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    So, in short, I'm a fun loving girl -- originally from a small town, but I've been in DC for a few years now. I'm a great tour-guide, and I love finding new things to do in the area. I'm always down for an adventure: traveling, getting outdoors in general, museums, concerts, and I am sports fan though I don't follow any team too closely because....I work a bunch, as with most people in DC I'm sure! I just started a new job doing a little bit of everything non-technical at an IT Consulting and Software company. I used to do Sales and Marketing for a Health and Fitness company. So, I do stay pretty active -- but don't worry, pizza and beer are kinda my thing after a long week. I love most types of music, and while it's ok if you don't like Country....you have to at least find it amusing that I do!I have the best friends in the world, and a loving, albeit crazy, family -- both of which are super important to me. I also love animals, although I don't have pets of my own.As you might guess from the pictures, I'm a little bit of a goofball -- but hey, never a dull moment! :) Surprise me! I honestly don't think a first date should be a high-pressure situation. I'd love to know about your favorite restaurant, cool thing that no one knows about, your friend's band that's playing tonight and is pretty decent, etc. I will warn you though...my mad darts, pool, and minigolf skills are all hit-or-miss!And sorry to get all serious, but....WARNING: *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason - you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I love comedy & laughing! I love to camp & be outdoors. My goals include finishing my Masters, getting through this rough economy (seriously). Wish to meet a party soul and have much fun

  • Latisha

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Im nikita ....or niki whichever you prefer...im a sweetheart if you message me i will respond i dont judge by race or how people look........i am an accountant .......i smell good always.....im up for having a good time always.....i can also be a home body.....i do have my own car i hope you do as well........there is so much more feel free to ask.....no booty calls please :-)

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