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Lex, 42
United States, Florida, Lynn Haven

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...making out one of those posters/flyers you would hang up in the grocery store or post office, you know with the phone numbers all cut in nice even strips at the bottom....hoping someone will call to buy what your selling lol. complete with picture and description, the only thing missing is the OBO. due to recent changes in my life, I thought I would try to improve my personal image, starting with a cosmetic approach. I googled "manscape", only because ive heard the term used often. guys trying to be all clean shaven n such. so I did some research and found out that chest hair is one area of manscaping...which is a clever term apparently for landscaping and man combined...clever...not really. so I bought the products I thought I needed...some waxy stuff, duct tape, pain medication and a box of band aids...and some gauze. I remember from commercials when women do their legs, they do the whole waxy stuff, then rip some kind of fabric strip to remove the hair. so this is what I tried...but I didn't have strips of fabric so I just used the duct tape I bought. but apparently the waxy stuff and duct tape didn't really go well together as they are still attached to my skin. dr apt set for next Tuesday to get that removed. so i just decided to improvise. i had some old tshirts i didn't wear and figured those would be just fine to use. i tried the wax again and had some success. may have to go to walmart this weekend though to get a new right nipple. once my chest was completed, i continued my research to see that manscaping also includes other areas. armpits, ears, nose, and yes the ole private region. i was low on waxy stuff and wasn't so sure how to go about the ole wax and strip pull technique. im already down one nipple. so i gently applied and just figured id cut the strips in half, less pain i thought. about halfway through i ran out of wax, but needed to finish cuz it just wasn't even. the place i got the waxy stuff originally was closed, so had to once again improvise. the only wax i had were birthday candles. so i figured whats the difference, wax is wax right? so i just lit those and let it drip...and tried to quickly apply the strips. the wax was kinda hot, and hardened faster then i thought and the strips weren't adhering. figured it was just a wrong color so i tried a different one...again same result. this wasn't working out as i planned and now i have multi-colored dripsicles cascading off my...well u get the picture. so after all this, ive just decided to leave the manscaping to those who are more experienced. im sure you have seen those guys...you know the ones with their shirts off in their pictures....guess they are just saying what great manscapers they are.....well i could just type everything here, but i guess to get a better synopsis youll have to check the flyers.im looking for someone who likes to laugh, create conversation, and knows how to do a proper CCAP investigation on me. Also looking for genuine, understanding, confident, and relationship ready......OBO lolgood luck, hope u giggled peanut butter and jelly sammiches and a game of pinochle

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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