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FredOnline
Man. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-56
Hello. I am searching for a nice, calm woman. I’m not into games or drama. I know you’re out there somewhere. All I need to do is find you
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KasperOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
If you're here because I sent you a message let me tell you something. I sent that message because your profile had something in it I liked, whether it was funny, sarcastic, or something else I did read it all the way through. Now that that's out of the way allow me to pimp myself to you and tell you just how awesome a dude I am. I'm a 35 year old divorced father of a son whom I love dearly. However I don't often actually think that I'm 35, I'm more likely to think of myself as still being 21. I am in fact awesome, the longer you're around me the more the fact will show, I'm not conceited, you might think otherwise by the previous statement but it's simply the truth. It's not conceit if it's fact.I listen to all kinds of music, my favorite kinds simply depends on my mood at the time. I'll listen to everything from country to classicalI'm currently working at a ceramic tile manufacturing plant on the 7am to 3pm shift, I enjoy my job a lot and am planning on being there for a long time. I tend to be sarcastic and I'm a bit of a smart-ass, I see a lot of humor in everyday life, most of that is self directed humor, I can laugh at myself when I goof something up, but you better be ready when you do cause I'll laugh at you also. I'm damn funny, being around me I can guarantee you'll laugh your ass off. I love winter sports, hockey, skiing, snowboarding, and snowball fights are the best way to spend time on a winters day, then at night having some hot chocolate in front of a roaring fire. I like to try to cook and can follow a recipe all right but I'm not a culinary expert. My best dish is grilled cheese, I put pepperoni or salami slices in the middle and it tastes fantastic.I'm very upbeat, things don't get me worried for very long, I'll accept whatever happens and deal with it. I like to make those around me laugh, I can't stand to see a friend upset or wearing a frown.Also plentyoffish tells me I should upload some pictures of myself smiling and/or doing something fun, any picture that I've taken of myself smiling I have so far hated. So I'm keeping the other pictures up because I read that looking away from the camera was supposed to make me appear mysterious and stuff like that, and maxim magazine would never steer me wrong.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Things that bug me(in no particular order):Ladies let me tell you something, when you write in your description that you're a strong christian woman who loves Jesus has never been married and has 3 kids, at some point you weren't very strong in your faith. People that use u, r, and y for the words you, are, and why. For gods sakes people the 2 extra letters won't kill you. Or, for that matter, anyone that shortens words when they type, drives me nuts.A person that has absolutely no grasp of sarcasm, I can't have any fun if you have no idea that I'm making fun of something. Cause it's more fun when someones laughing with you about the car with a camo paint job and 2x6s for a spoiler(yes I saw this a couple of days ago and the photo is still on my phone). For a first date I would take the lady to a beach side restaurant for a moonlit dinner so we could eat while listening to the surf, after dinner we would take a walk along the ocean so we could talk to each other and get to know each other better. After the walk, if the date where going well I would then take her someplace we could get a late night drink before taking her home.So for this state I think a good first date would involve the outdoors something fun like horseback riding and a picnic lunch, or anything where we could talk while having some fun activity.
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AlixOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
So I'm guessing if you're reading this then you got past the pictures of the tall dark and handsome guy above. Just kidding, gotta have a sense of humor! Ok, more about me since that's why you're reading unless you're just bored and like to read peoples profiles which is weird......sense of humor remember? Anyway, I am just your average guy who likes to laugh and joke and have a good time. Always up for trying new things and often take a different route home just to see what I may be missing. I'm very laid back, relaxed, easy going, and tend to be more quiet and introspective. Not a big fan of big crowds. Love people watching. I try not to stress over the common stresses in life like money or career or whatever. Hmmm, trying to think of what else you may want to know....I'm old fashioned, will always open the door for you and ask to carry your stuff. I love mexican and seafood. Eat a lot of fruit.I have a few old cars and motorcycles I'm constantly working on. I'll be honest and say I do love my "me time" in the garage just doing mindless work. Don't worry though I will not be in there all the time but I just need a day here and there to unwind. I think in a relationship both people have to be able to balance together time and time apart. I'm great at working with my hands..lol).I will take something that is broke apart to try and figure out what went wrong and try to fix it. And yes, the duct tape option is always on the table. I love designing something in my head and building it.I'm definitely more of a night owl.I have a sarcastic sense of humor and will usually say what others are thinking and too afraid to say out loud. Hate political correctness. Don't worry I'm very tactful and know when it is appropriate or not. I'm very adventurous and would love to find someone with similar qualities.Ok, if you're still reading and I haven't scared you off I'll tell you who I'm looking for. I'm looking for someone who is adventurous, laid back, has a sense of humor, attractive of course, likes to hold hands and cuddle, likes to travel, educated, professional, and last but not least wants to spend time with me and get to know me.....ok someone who will at least put up with me:-) I'm not telling because it will ruin the surprise. Honestly, first date I think just meet somewhere public to see if there is a spark.