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Simeon, 38

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About Me

Oh, it take soooo long to come up with this part. All this introspection, looking inside, fibbing, misleading statements, and other lines to give the impression I really am the person I want to be, or what I perceive others want me to be...So much work...So let me contemplate this for a while and let a moment of inspiration arise so I can write something that's not so contrived...(Oh, if you didn't think my "Headline" was funny then we obviously don't watch the same ridiculous animated sitcoms; if you did think it was funny then you have an odd sense of humour) Well, that depends on the time of the year. Heading into winter, this is most likely to be an indoor occasion...and apparently you're not supposed to dinner on a first date in case things so south real quick.And coffee seems like a good idea except that everyone is doing coffee and who wants to get to know someone else while the person next to you is editing *** their Mac? Plus caffeine and good first impressions do not always go together well.Hmmm...what about bocce ball?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Chobbs

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-37

    Hi! My name is Chobbs. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Hobe Sound, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Baptist

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    So after reading over ***of these paragraphs, I decided to rewrite my description to cover some of the things that seem to be important to most women on here. Basics – I’m a generally good guy. I love my family, and I love my friends, many of which I’ve had since grade school. I’m honest, I despise games and drama, and I’m very faithful and trustworthy. I don’t even keep my phone locked, if you know what I mean. I’m health conscious, and I work out regularly and try my best to eat healthy. However, I prefer to work out at home, and I’m fairly certain there are no shirtless pictures of me. No bathroom mirror pictures, either. I’m educated, well spoken, and driven. I know a lot of things, including the fact that I don’t know everything. I’m a business owner, and I’m especially passionate about my career. I’m one of the very fortunate few that gets to do something they love every day. I like to think I have a great sense of humor. i can be quirky and absurd at times. I definitely can find the humor in almost anything, and I don’t take anything too seriously. Also, if while flipping channels I come across the original Willy Wonka, I have a hard time turning it off. Sometimes I sing along. I just wanted to give you a heads up on that one. So here’s what I’m looking for – Basically, I’m looking for a best friend. I want a person that regardless of where I have to go or what I have to do, I know it will be bearable because she’s with me. I want someone who is honest and trustworthy. A good sense of humor is a must. Basically, I’m looking for someone with most of the qualities in the paragraph above. With the exception of singing along to Willy Wonka, of course. I mean, you can if you want to but it’s not mandatory. So that’s basically it. There’s lots more, but I’ll save that for dates 2+. If there’s something you’d like to know, ask away. I will answer just about any question. While (if) I still have your attention - If after reading this you feel compelled to send me a message, please throw something in that indicates that you actually read this. “Hi.” And “hey there” are probably not going to get me to respond. ALSO - If you're reading this because I sent you a message and you came to check me out, let me say this. I'm sure you get barraged with messages, but please believe me when I say that I am VERY selective with who I attempt to contact. I also only contact one person at a time, so you won't get blown off if someone else responds first. I'm looking for a real relationship, so I'm not going to waste your time if I don't think there's real potential. So forgive me if my message isn't as clever and witty as some of the others, but I promise that you won't regret responding. As much as I'd like to do something crazy, the reality is I'd like the first date to be focused on meeting and getting to know each other. I'm up for anything we can do while having a great conversation. If you so desire, I promise we can do something crazy on the second date.

  • Jether

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    I'm looking for someone who likes to go out, but likes to stay in more often. I'm a very positive person, always smiling and having a good time. Hoping to meet a woman who has a similar personality. I love animals, playing pool, sitting by a fire or just sitting home and relaxing.im a smartass!! If you don't have a sense of humor, I'm not interested. If you're a smartass that's a huge plus. If you're a dog lover, that's an even bigger plus. Simple and in a quieter place so we could get to know eachother

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