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on 377 reviews
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MelechOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
.......So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. Let's be real - this is internet dating - no one is looking for Mr/Mrs Right - we could care less about what each other puts down here - everything is based off the couple of pictures we see of each other. If you are on here looking for Mr Right stop reading now and go feed your cats, the site is called "Plenty of Fish", get back in touch with reality.So, in order to message me you must have a score of at least 15 points:+1 Brunette or Blondes+2 If you workout - this means that you seriously workout, you Crossfit, have a gym membership, run 10k's, tri's, lift 5 days a week, etc***If you haven't seen the inside of a gym in 2 years+2 If you only wear a two-piece to the beach, pool, or waterpark***If you year a 1 piece with the skirt built in (WTF who came up with that***For Redheads - they can go either way, either super hot or super ugly-1 If you have an unnatural color streaked in your hair and you're over ***If you have body piercings (Nose, lips, Nipples, Belly Button***not to exceed ***If your nose, lip, nipples, belly button, and vag are all pierced (let's not be excessive***If you have ***discrete tats-2 If you're aiming to be a cover model for tattoo magazine+2 If you have a sense of humor-5 If you post your latest Starbucks order on *** one cares and you're vain to think anyone GAF) same goes for meal photos+2 If you know how to take a sexy mirror selfie (let's be real, that's hot***If your your selfie looks terrible+2 If your a size 12 or smaller (nothing wrong with being "full figured", but Full Figured doesn't mean Obese***If you think you're hot (confidence matters***If you're a stuck up snob - confidence is hot, being a b!tch not hot+2 If you have a sense of humor+2 If you've read this far-2 If you've read this far and are pissed off (seriously why would you keep reading - you have issues***If you're ***If you're DTF ;***If you love guys with beards-4 If you hate beards (hint: real men have beards, it's a scientific fact)If you've read all that and still reading and thinking "wow that's pretty shallow" give yourself ***points. Dating is shallow! No one looks for the ugliest person in the room and says "damn look at that personality"; guys don't, women don't, so let's be real. Getting to know someone is what dating is for - deciding if you want to get to know them is was meetville is for. Something casual and fun. Meet for coffee or a drink and then go checkout something fun.
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HollisOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I enjoy long walks on the beach and watching the sunset with that special someone.Not really, I don't really care for the beach. I like the out doors and fun in the sun, just not sand. I'm really a pool guy.Got a few tat's and used to live on the wild side, but then I got older and figured out it was time to grow up. Or did I grow younger? He always gets to be Mario though. I told him I would arm wrestle for it, but he always kicks may butt.If you have not figured out by now and are still reading, you may be able to tell I have a very dry sence of humor. If you can't, we more than likly would not get along anyway.I wish I had a few other pictures to post, but in reviewing my thousands of photo's, one common theme kept cropping up. I was on the other side of the camera. All pictures are current. Yes, that is the sexy guy you would get to meet. (Although I could take the standard picture of me, holding the camera, great shot of my arm and the toilet in the background.)
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KkingfooOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Kkingfoo. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Green Cove Springs, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.