SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MelechOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
.......So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. Let's be real - this is internet dating - no one is looking for Mr/Mrs Right - we could care less about what each other puts down here - everything is based off the couple of pictures we see of each other. If you are on here looking for Mr Right stop reading now and go feed your cats, the site is called "Plenty of Fish", get back in touch with reality.So, in order to message me you must have a score of at least 15 points:+1 Brunette or Blondes+2 If you workout - this means that you seriously workout, you Crossfit, have a gym membership, run 10k's, tri's, lift 5 days a week, etc***If you haven't seen the inside of a gym in 2 years+2 If you only wear a two-piece to the beach, pool, or waterpark***If you year a 1 piece with the skirt built in (WTF who came up with that***For Redheads - they can go either way, either super hot or super ugly-1 If you have an unnatural color streaked in your hair and you're over ***If you have body piercings (Nose, lips, Nipples, Belly Button***not to exceed ***If your nose, lip, nipples, belly button, and vag are all pierced (let's not be excessive***If you have ***discrete tats-2 If you're aiming to be a cover model for tattoo magazine+2 If you have a sense of humor-5 If you post your latest Starbucks order on *** one cares and you're vain to think anyone GAF) same goes for meal photos+2 If you know how to take a sexy mirror selfie (let's be real, that's hot***If your your selfie looks terrible+2 If your a size 12 or smaller (nothing wrong with being "full figured", but Full Figured doesn't mean Obese***If you think you're hot (confidence matters***If you're a stuck up snob - confidence is hot, being a b!tch not hot+2 If you have a sense of humor+2 If you've read this far-2 If you've read this far and are pissed off (seriously why would you keep reading - you have issues***If you're ***If you're DTF ;***If you love guys with beards-4 If you hate beards (hint: real men have beards, it's a scientific fact)If you've read all that and still reading and thinking "wow that's pretty shallow" give yourself ***points. Dating is shallow! No one looks for the ugliest person in the room and says "damn look at that personality"; guys don't, women don't, so let's be real. Getting to know someone is what dating is for - deciding if you want to get to know them is was meetville is for. Something casual and fun. Meet for coffee or a drink and then go checkout something fun.
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CasperOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Ahh, isn't online dating fun? We make our profiles, add some pictures of us looking our best, some details about our lives, then just sit back and wait for the dates to roll in. Because we know we're awesome, and soon everyone else will too. Then it's just like window shopping - There's so many people to meet, so many chances to make that connection, it's just a matter of time, right? Except it doesn't quite work that way, does it? It's just like being in a bar; I have to say just the right thing to stand out and be unique. Say too much and it's overkill for a first hello, and you are overwhelmed. Say too little and I can't prove I actually read your profile, and I'm lost in the vast pile of other guys' ***'re trying to sift through. Somehow, here you are still reading this. So we've crossed that first hurdle at least!In case my humorous cynicism and sarcasm hasn't ensnared you yet, here's a little more you might care about: I'm down-to-earth and fun. So I'm not going to add stress to your life or over-react to anything. I'm outgoing, so we'll actually have conversation where I'll do as much of the talking as you. If not more. I love to laugh and have fun, which means I'll never be that pain in the butt that sulks when you drag me to some plans you set up with your friends. And I am a very positive person, which means whatever we decide or plan, I'll make it happen.I stay active. So despite my lack of shirtless body pics, I'm actually in shape, and the weight you see in my details isn't a beer belly. I'm good at home improvement projects. I'm very close to my family, and try to spend time with them when I can, especially my adorable neice and nephew. If you judge a guy by how he treats his mom, or how he is with kids, you're in luck. I spend time outdoors, such as camping or taking the boat to the lake. Which means I like to get out and do stuff. And I love to travel. I haven't done as much as I'd like, so it'd be great to find a travel partner and see the world.So if you have some awesomeness yourself, and are interested in making a connection with somebody without any drama or expectations, all it takes now is for you to say hi! Anything casual where we can have conversation and look for the spark!
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ConleyOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
On any given day, You can probably catch me *** few shots with my camera.. I love taking pictures. I find it amazing how things look totally different if you change the angle just a little bit. And I like taking pictures of my kids on a cloudless day, because their eyes always puts the sky to shame! Or you can catch me playing in the mud with the guys, jamming out to some good music while sipping on a few cold ones.. Its just what we do out here in the woods.. ( dont worry, you can come too if you dont mind getting a little dirty)We try to keep the trail riding on the weekends though. I guess im just looking for someone to spend a little time with. Someone interesting, and has a sense of adventure. Someone who can give me that little something that has been missing. Im not gonna try to describe physical features because that is really unimportant to me. Just have a big heart.. and try to be patient because im a little rusty at this. I have a good sense of humor.. and I can laugh at myself too!!