• Chipley
• Florida
• United States

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Man. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: woman. In age: 41-61

Hi! My name is Scott. I am separated other native american man with kids from Chipley, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Chipley
• Florida
• United States

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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= UPDATED OCT ***=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Let's be honest most men are on here for one of three reasons:1. They are genuinely looking for a relationship2.;I look pretty and I'd "do" me."3. They are simply looking for a hookup, boootie-call, nookie, etc. (whatever you wanna call it)And since we are being honest, most women are on here for one primary reason...1. To have a relationship with a man, who is confident enough to dance by himself and can be all romantical and intimate.Are we seeing the similarities??? So you are probably thinking to yourself... "Alright Mr SmartAss, how do you fit into this little scenario?"Well I do not think I am like most men: IT'S ALL ABOUT ME :-)* I'll tell you what I think, (and yes it is possible for me NOT to be thinking of anything at certain points in time)* When I tell you that I am going to do something, I will do it or at a minimum, let you know that I can't. This is my biggest pet peeve... just let someone know it's not that difficult. * I do NOT smoke, I NEVER have or will. Seriously who wants to kiss someone that tastes like the backside of a dead cat? I'm OUT.., no matter how perfect you are. DEAL BREAKER* I am open to criticism ... as long as it is constructive.* I am willing to admit that I do have some drama in my life, as much as any father who actually fights to be with their kids more and the equality that they deserve.; I deal with it as best as possible and I'm trying to learn to accept it, regardless of its backwards ***'s view point. * I am a happily divorced father of two beautiful children who mean the world to me. So I'm not going to move across the metroplex, state, or the country for at least another 10 years.* I am looking for someone who has a great sense of humor, is sarcastic, witty and has a high tolerance to awful Dad jokes* Looks are important to me, but they are not the end all be all... as another fellow POF'er put it, "you wouldn't be reading this if looks were not important." So if you haven't located your hairbrush or toothbrush in the last month, please refrain from contacting me. * If you have sunglasses on in every picture, its not likely I will contact you or respond to your message.* I prefer to date within my own race, but I would not rule it out, either. This does not make me a racist or a bigot, it is simply a preference and I have met a few beautiful women of other races.*... then you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.A "POOP-LOAD" OF OTHER THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULD KNOW* I don't have any tattoos, I believe there are respectable tattoos and then there are the spur of the moment regrettable tattoos ... If you have the latter, it says a lot about you, and it's not good. But not a deal breaker.* I enjoy listening to and discovering all kinds music, but when it comes to playing an *** singing ... I am unfortunately "musically challenged." There are exceptions of course to my music tastes i.e. ....I can't deal with the likes of One Direction, no matter how much my daughter likes it. :-P* I do NOT drink coffee/mocha/latte/espresso/etc. but I can go to Starbucks and order a $3 Ice Tea, if I have to.* I enjoy grilling out and some cooking, if you don't like to cook or don't have interest in it ....I simply don't foresee a long term relationship* I have this annoying habit of eating foods I enjoy... yeah I realize it's not always the healthiest, but moderation is the key right? Well I just lost the freakin' KEY. :-D* I don't make lots of money, but I gladly choose a life and time with my kids over money every day of the year, except the 1st of the month.* I play, attend and watch sports (football, baseball, hockey, soccer, golf, MMA, etc) Although basketball has lost its appeal to me over the last few years. * I have never been arrested and plan on keeping it that way. * I'm not afraid to admit that I cry/tear up during some movies and even some TV shows. * I'm not really into the bar scene, but I do go to them to watch sports and hangout with friends.* I don't have the body of Adonis and never will... but I have recently recovered from a long term sports injury & car accident and I am working my way back to a respectable body and fitness level... but please no more requests for the bathroom self portrait, that all women "L O V E".. Just not gonna do it. :-P* I think I know how to dance, although others may disagree. I do not know how to two-step, but I'm willing to learn with a certain stipulation... that I will share at a later time. * Apparently, I snore or have sleep apnea, but I've never heard it myself. * In my later years I am losing hair where I want it and getting it where I don't, thus some low maintenance is required from time to time. * I love to act like a fool, when you least expect it, my timing continues to get better as the years pass. ***Okay, for the record ... Should we start talking and then you realize that I'm not what you are looking for; I said/did something to put you off; you finally read my profile; or whatever the case may be ... Just simply let me Know (i.e.) "Hey I've had a change of heart, sorry"Don't be a chicken $#!+ and *** after you've exchanged phone #'s/multiple messages and lead them to believe you want to meet them. That is just rudeIn return, I will do the same for you.***If I left out an all important question that you are just dying to know then *** I'll share. Okay if this doesn't bring the girls running to my INBOX, I don't know what will...GOD, I hope this is enough for the P.O.F. Staff. It won't be a movie, the point of this is getting to know each other. Movies can occur on date #2 or later.

• Chipley
• Florida
• United States

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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

So you want to know a little bit about me huh ?!? Well for starters I use these types of services ALL the time so if this is your first time, don't worry I'll be gentle. Don't get me wrong I love all the beautiful women fawning all over me, but it gets tiring and shallow. As for on line dating, check out my profile and they'll give you everything you need to know. oops they forgot to ask what shoe size we wear...i'm an 11.5. So why not use the service? hahaha...well enough of the embellishments, on to the 'real' me. I'm looking for someone to introduce me back to my home town. I have lived here for about a month and I am itching to reintroduce myself and see what this great cities has to offer. I work alot of hours so my time is limited, but when I'm off I like to really let loose and have some fun. Nothing is too crazy or too conservative for this soldier as long as my company is right. Some say I have a good sense of Humor (others think it's just plain senseless) So I hope you don't mind a little pain, cause I'll make you laugh so hard your sides will hurt. I suppose that would make me masochistic (i'm not really into that scene, but who knows! Well I suppose that's enough for now, just let you know this is my second or third time (although neither time has been very successful) so we can enjoy the experience together.I'm looking for that winning smile with the pearly white teeth and the sparkle in their eyes. The all-american girl with a great sense of humor, winning personality, beautiful face, body, and car. Shoot...I don't know what I'm looking for!!! Too much to ask for? Ok then how about someone who can cook macaroni, win a thumb war, change a light bulb, and knows what baseball is. Oh man I almost forgot, I ain't gonna lie to ya, I want someone who is aesthetically pleasing to the eye as well. So what do you think? Do we have a chance? Can we get a success story line on plentyoffish.com's website? How cool would that be? If that is too much to ask for then you will have to find yourself another Fish! "It's Kind of Fun to the do the Impossible" Please no mirror Bootie pics....or weak "Hey There :-) " responses....truly looking for someone...